Letter from Audi regarding the A4
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See, this confuses me. On the one hand we have people moaning that we Audi drivers drive too close and on the other that our DRLs are too chavvy. We are doing one to save you from the other! You asked for us to stop blinging the place up so we obliged by driving nice and close to the car in front so the DRLs don't show up.
This also explains why we have to drive faster than anyone else as we always need to hurry up and get behind the next car to protect you all from our evil blingyness. We prefer to drive up nice and close to older, less well-looked after cars as these don't reflect our lights back at us.

This also explains why we have to drive faster than anyone else as we always need to hurry up and get behind the next car to protect you all from our evil blingyness. We prefer to drive up nice and close to older, less well-looked after cars as these don't reflect our lights back at us.

Edited by troc on Friday 9th July 13:16
Rich_W said:
Moley RUFC said:
Expected better from them tbh, normally very funny
Porter stopped being funny years ago. He wnet back to just rehashing old jokes and becoming ever more childish.It's no wonder he found a job on Top Gear...
t" and happy fathers day crossed out.Rich_W said:
Moley RUFC said:
Expected better from them tbh, normally very funny
Porter stopped being funny years ago. He wnet back to just rehashing old jokes and becoming ever more childish.It's no wonder he found a job on Top Gear...
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