PHers Help! I need a toilet - fast!
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No no no. You misunderstand. I don't mean I need to take a sh*t. I mean I broke my mate's toilet by dropping a glass in it and shattering the bowl. I am basically the skintest man alive, Skinty McSkintpockets, so I am just wondering: does anyone out there in PH land have a close coupled bog they don't want anymore? Long shot I know but I thought someone out there might be decorating. I can collect and give you lovely cash.
I can't help directly as I threw such a toliet in a skip a few months back. However it came from the "Manager's special" pile in B&Q and was only about £15 (hence why I didn't care about binning itwhen we changed the plans). If the cistern fits directly onto the pan you may be out of luck though and have to buy the same make of pan for it to fit correctly.
I have to ask though...why were you holding a glass above a toilet???
I have to ask though...why were you holding a glass above a toilet???
Actually, it's the 2nd time I have done this in my life. Put the drink on top of the cistern, proceeded to slash off a hot one and the drink fell off the cistern clean through the pan leaving an almost perfect drink-sized hole in the pan and a lot of liquid on the floor.
First time I did this I went for a pee in a music venue, slammed the door to the cubicle and a pile of about 8 stacked pint glasses did the same thing. I went downstairs to tell the owner and, figuring it easier to show him than explain, I said
"I've done something bad to the loo but it wasn't my fault".
He followed me to look and as we got to the main door I said - "it looks worse than it is" and opened the door.
In the interim 3 minutes or so, someone else had puked all over the toilet, covering the place in bright orange chunder. That was fun.
First time I did this I went for a pee in a music venue, slammed the door to the cubicle and a pile of about 8 stacked pint glasses did the same thing. I went downstairs to tell the owner and, figuring it easier to show him than explain, I said
"I've done something bad to the loo but it wasn't my fault".
He followed me to look and as we got to the main door I said - "it looks worse than it is" and opened the door.
In the interim 3 minutes or so, someone else had puked all over the toilet, covering the place in bright orange chunder. That was fun.
sumlin said:
Actually, it's the 2nd time I have done this in my life. Put the drink on top of the cistern, proceeded to slash off a hot one and the drink fell off the cistern clean through the pan leaving an almost perfect drink-sized hole in the pan and a lot of liquid on the floor.
First time I did this I went for a pee in a music venue, slammed the door to the cubicle and a pile of about 8 stacked pint glasses did the same thing. I went downstairs to tell the owner and, figuring it easier to show him than explain, I said
"I've done something bad to the loo but it wasn't my fault".
He followed me to look and as we got to the main door I said - "it looks worse than it is" and opened the door.
In the interim 3 minutes or so, someone else had puked all over the toilet, covering the place in bright orange chunder. That was fun.
First time I did this I went for a pee in a music venue, slammed the door to the cubicle and a pile of about 8 stacked pint glasses did the same thing. I went downstairs to tell the owner and, figuring it easier to show him than explain, I said
"I've done something bad to the loo but it wasn't my fault".
He followed me to look and as we got to the main door I said - "it looks worse than it is" and opened the door.
In the interim 3 minutes or so, someone else had puked all over the toilet, covering the place in bright orange chunder. That was fun.
Fair play to owning up though.
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