Socialist Vs Conservative

[andymadmak]

If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Socialist doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Socialist is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned
for everyone.

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Socialist is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
A Socialist wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Socialists demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Socialist non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs better health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Socialist demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can
have a good laugh.
A Socialist will delete it because he's "offended".


Sorry if its a repost

Edited by andymadmak on Tuesday 13th July 16:48

[ge0rge]

tru,dat/

[Balmoral Green]

No it's not, it's cobblers. Sorry, but it is.....mostly.

[Oilchange]

It might not actually BE true but it sure as hell RINGS TRUE.

[andymadmak]

Balmoral Green said:

No it's not, it's cobblers. Sorry, but it is.....mostly.

Just say what you think Warren, stop beating about the bush man!

[Dunk76]

Someone's replaced the words Democrat and Republican, haven't they?

[andymadmak]

Dunk76 said:

Someone's replaced the words Democrat and Republican, haven't they?

Looking at it, you're probably right..

[Willie Dee]

The only thing funny about that is that some people actually think that that is how it is.

[Jasandjules]

Now, am I the only one wondering if those who are saying it's not at all funny, are socialists........

[ewenm]

It would be nice if the world were that simple. Unfortunately only simpletons would truly think it so. Entertaining though.

Edited by ewenm on Tuesday 13th July 18:34

[ge0rge]

Balmoral Green said:

No it's not, it's cobblers. Sorry, but it is.....mostly.

he's got 25k plus posts, he must be right

[Somewhatfoolish]

andymadmak said:

If a retard reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can
give him attention and everyone else can pity him.
Anyone else will delete it because it isn't funny.

ftfy

[supersingle]

The resident PH lefties don't like it.

It must be true.

[Balmoral Green]

supersingle said:

The resident PH lefties don't like it.

It must be true.

Who do you mean specifically?

[supersingle]

Well, if racingdude joins in well have a full set.

[Balmoral Green]

Comprising of whom?

[Dunk76]

Balmoral Green said:

Comprising of whom?

I think he means those awful company owning, Bentley driving, rampant Trotskites you get round here sometimes.

[EDLT]

You could have taken out the last bit, them it wouldn't look like a cut & paste chain email.

Or did you delete the bit that says "Send this to 10 of your friends or Labour will get back into power!!!!11!"

[supersingle]

Balmoral Green said:

Comprising of whom?

From your posting history I'd always assumed you were quite left wing though perhaps not Labour.

Apart from being a bit American, which bit of the Op do you disagree with?

[Somewhatfoolish]

Dunk76 said:

Balmoral Green said:

Comprising of whom?

I think he means those awful company owning, Bentley driving, rampant Trotskites you get round here sometimes.