Binge drinking heaven - the "Wine Rack"
Binge drinking heaven - the "Wine Rack"
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Soovy

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35,829 posts

302 months

GTIR

24,741 posts

297 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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No work today?

Silent1

19,762 posts

266 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Soovy you need your bromide topped up i think you're developing a tolerance.

soad

34,725 posts

207 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Fill it with lager, then you're talking.

Targarama

14,789 posts

314 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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soad said:
Fill it with lager, then you're talking.
Look at their beer belly product.

LukeBird

17,170 posts

240 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Jesus, that's just what we need.

No doubt the classy birds over here will be supping WKD out of them on the weekend...

Timmy35

13,014 posts

229 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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It's a good idea, what loving wife wouldn't willingly carry around a quart of lager in her tits for her long suffering man to take a tug off every so often. It might even make weekend shopping trips bearable.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

261 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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MailOnline said:
Fully filled, the bra is imperceptibly increased by two sizes.
Imperceptibly increased by two sizes?

Should have gone to SpecSavers...

collateral

7,238 posts

249 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
MailOnline said:
Fully filled, the bra is imperceptibly increased by two sizes.
Imperceptibly increased by two sizes?

Should have gone to SpecSavers...
By the time you've emptied it and her tits are half the size at least you'll be pissed.

Timmy35

13,014 posts

229 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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collateral said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
MailOnline said:
Fully filled, the bra is imperceptibly increased by two sizes.
Imperceptibly increased by two sizes?

Should have gone to SpecSavers...
By the time you've emptied it and her tits are half the size at least you'll be pissed.
scratchchin impeccable logic.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

273 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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You'd only really want to put red wine or something else served at womb temperature in there though.

papabear

14,233 posts

225 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
You'd only really want to put red wine or something else served at womb temperature in there though.
B'dum Tish

Neil H

15,418 posts

282 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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If you actually did want it at 'womb' temperature you'd have to conceal it in another (arguably more popular) female hiding place. You could even fit one of those plastic taps, found on supermarket wine boxes.

It would certainly give it more nose.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

261 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Would it be wrong to fill it with milk?

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

264 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Great! Overly hot red wine, and you get to watch her cleavage vanish.

Hang on...

Corsair7

20,911 posts

278 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Was this on Dragons Den the other night....?

ellroy

7,851 posts

256 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Would it be wrong to fill it with milk?
Bitty.

soad

34,725 posts

207 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Would it be wrong to fill it with milk?
scratchchin Probably not. biggrin

prand

6,244 posts

227 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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There is one for men too: http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

soad

34,725 posts

207 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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prand said:
There is one for men too: http://www.thebeerbelly.com/
More expensive too frown