Things you can't do on a bike

[Cotty]

In retaliation to HertsBiker's thread about RWD cars, What can you do in a RWD car that you can't do on a bike?

1) have sex (in not on)
2) move house
3) carry three or more freinds
4) smoke
5) change CD's
6) Catch a four wheel drift
7) Get a BJ (only once but it counts)
8) Watch a film (pasengers)
9) Wear normal clothes
10) Sleep
11) Carry surf boards
12) Tow stuff
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20)


Feel free to quote and add your own stuff

[kambites]

To be fair, most of those you shouldn't do in a car, at least if you're driving it at the time.

[Pcot]

1) have sex (in not on)
2) move house
3) carry three or more freinds
4) smoke
5) change CD's
6) Catch a four wheel drift
7) Get a BJ (only once but it counts)
8) Watch a film (pasengers)
9) Wear normal clothes
10) Sleep
11) Carry surf boards
12) Tow stuff
13) Scratch your bks
14)
15)
16)
17)
18)
19)
20)

[Cotty]

kambites said:

To be fair, most of those you shouldn't do in a car, at least if you're driving it at the time.

Who said anything about a moving vehicle?

[OnTheOverrun]

1) have sex (in not on)
2) move house
3) carry three or more freinds
4) smoke
5) change CD's
6) Catch a four wheel drift
7) Get a BJ (only once but it counts)
8) Watch a film (pasengers)
9) Wear normal clothes
10) Sleep
11) Carry surf boards
12) Tow stuff
13) Corner as fast as a decent car
14)
15)
16)
17)
18)
19)
20)

[MGB Boy]

Piston Heads forum in "Cars are more practical than bikes" shocker

[Pothole]

2&12

4

5 fits onto a Gold Wing.

[williamp]

OnTheOverrun said:

1) have sex (in not on)
2) move house
3) carry three or more freinds
4) smoke
5) change CD's
6) Catch a four wheel drift
7) Get a BJ (only once but it counts)
8) Watch a film (pasengers)
9) Wear normal clothes
10) Sleep
11) Carry surf boards
12) Tow stuff
13) Corner as fast as a decent car
14) Lean over. Right over. Touch the ground over. Without having to dismount and pick the car up afterwards
15) Drive very quickly without getting aching legs
16)
17)
18)
19)
20)

[Pothole]

11

[mybrainhurts]

OnTheOverrun said:

1) have sex (in not on)
2) move house
3) carry three or more freinds
4) smoke
5) change CD's
6) Catch a four wheel drift
7) Get a BJ (only once but it counts)
8) Watch a film (pasengers)
9) Wear normal clothes
10) Sleep
11) Carry surf boards
12) Tow stuff
13) Corner as fast as a decent car
14) Lean over. Right over. Touch the ground over. Without having to dismount and pick the car up afterwards
15) Drive very quickly without getting aching legs
16) Barbecue
17)
18)
19)
20)

[ludicrous speed]

have a wk whilst eatig a curry flavour pot noodle

[slipstream 1985]

1) have sex (in not on)
2) move house
3) carry three or more freinds
4) smoke
5) change CD's
6) Catch a four wheel drift
7) Get a BJ (only once but it counts)
8) Watch a film (pasengers)
9) Wear normal clothes
10) Sleep
11) Carry surf boards
12) Tow stuff
13) Corner as fast as a decent car
14) Lean over. Right over. Touch the ground over. Without having to dismount and pick the car up afterwards
15) Drive very quickly without getting aching legs
16) Barbecue
17) look cool
18)have the admiration of the general public
19)
20)

[M TECH]

[quote=slipstream 1985]
1) have sex (in not on)
2) move house
3) carry three or more freinds
4) smoke
5) change CD's
6) Catch a four wheel drift
7) Get a BJ (only once but it counts)
8) Watch a film (pasengers)
9) Wear normal clothes
10) Sleep
11) Carry surf boards
12) Tow stuff
13) Corner as fast as a decent car
14) Lean over. Right over. Touch the ground over. Without having to dismount and pick the car up afterwards
15) Drive very quickly without getting aching legs
16) Barbecue
17) look cool
18)have the admiration of the general public
19) Park without having to use a kickstand.
20) Stay dry when it rains.

[Cotty]

MGB Boy said:

Piston Heads forum in "Cars are more practical than bikes" shocker

Shocked the hell out of me I thought bikes were the way to go and we all should be riding one, then I had to carry other people, imagine how shocked I was

Edited by Cotty on Friday 16th July 23:51

[Jonboy_t]

1. 21 - stay upright in the wet.

Edit - why the fk does # come up as "1."?

Edited by Jonboy_t on Friday 16th July 23:52

[Speed_Demon]

22) Survive a crash

[Cotty]

ludicrous speed said:

have a wk whilst eatig a curry flavour pot noodle

Ill take your word for that

[ludicrous speed]

Jonboy_t said:

#21 - stay upright in the wet.

Edit - why the fk does # come up as "1."?

Edited by Jonboy_t on Friday 16th July 23:52

dunno it's a bit like bit like how *how comes up as

• how

Edited by ludicrous speed on Friday 16th July 23:55

[ludicrous speed]

Cotty said:

ludicrous speed said:

have a wk whilst eatig a curry flavour pot noodle

Ill take your word for that

Hey, if you don't believe me then try it on a motorbike. I seriously doubt you'll see them both through without some serious mess.

[Pothole]

Jonboy_t said:

#21 - stay upright in the wet.

Edit - why the fk does # come up as "1."?

Edited by Jonboy_t on Friday 16th July 23:52