Always wear clean underwear in public...
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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle.
From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drove
their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under
the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.
The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
your vehicle.
From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drove
their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under
the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.
The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
I like that. 
brilliantMedic-one said:
Aside from the funny story, that saying is very true though.
Because you'll find that the 1 day you wear old (non matching for the ladies) underwear you'll end up getting injured and end up in in an ambulance/a&e where people cut all your cloth of you down to your underwear...
My mum always used to say that. 'Always wear clean underwear as you'll never know if you'll be run over and they'll see your pants in the hospital'.Because you'll find that the 1 day you wear old (non matching for the ladies) underwear you'll end up getting injured and end up in in an ambulance/a&e where people cut all your cloth of you down to your underwear...
But mother, if I've been run over I'll probably s
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