How do you occupy yourself in hospital?

[Mazda Baiter]

So, waiting in the maternity ward for my wife to go into theatre for a caesarean.

I have never been more bored.

I just had a 5 minute wrestle with the wife's feet getting the anti-embolism stockings on. Now I have nothing to do until 11.

Can anyone recommend me something to do that;
1. Won't hurt someone
2. Won't get me kicked out
3. Doesn't involve me looking at the chav-on-the-next-bed's growler which is for show to all and sundry. (No pics, imagine the Lorraine Kelly character from Bo' Selecta.)

Thanks in advance, from a very bored Mazda Baiter.

[Nolar Dog]

Sit quietly and relax for 5 mins thinking of yourself.
It's the last opportunity you'll get for the next 16 years.

Seriously though... congratulations!

[Mazda Baiter]

Nolar Dog said:

Sit quietly and relax for 5 mins thinking of yourself.
It's the last opportunity you'll get for the next 16 years.

Seriously though... congratulations!

Cheers Vicky.

I have a 21 month old little girl already, so I can't remember the last time I "had any time".

[Biker's Nemesis]

Post on PH.

Oh..


Congratulations.

[Romanymagic]

Go in classifieds and compose a list of the top 5 cars you would buy if money and space was no object.

[loltolhurst]

do your 10 car garage and then work out a way that will make you rich enough to afford them ( maybe some busines that lends out ipads to bored husbands in hospital! )

[Mazda Baiter]

Oooh, wee warmer alert!

Skank-on-the-next-bed is waxing lyrical about her state funded laptop...and her new flat that the "caaaahncil" is getting her.

C nt

I think I just found my entertainment!

[loltolhurst]

Romanymagic said:

Go in classifieds and compose a list of the top 5 cars you would buy if money and space was no object.

beat me to it!

[Mazda Baiter]

loltolhurst said:

do your 10 car garage and then work out a way that will make you rich enough to afford them ( maybe some busines that lends out ipads to bored husbands in hospital! )

McLaren F1
McLaren MP4-12C
Lotus 49 R2/11
LCC Rocket
Audi RS2
Mazda 6 MPS
Honda NSX type R
Nissan Figaro (with a 200sx running gear conversion)
TVR Speed 12
Morris Minor

The only problem with that business model is that you would have lots of divorces because of the husbands/partners looking at Porn. It's a thinker though.

[Mazda Baiter]

Romanymagic said:

Go in classifieds and compose a list of the top 5 cars you would buy if money and space was no object.

PH classifieds don't seem to work in mobile PH for me.

I've done a top 10 list though.

[V8mate]

Mazda Baiter said:

Oooh, wee warmer alert!

Skank-on-the-next-bed is waxing lyrical about her state funded laptop...and her new flat that the "caaaahncil" is getting her.

C nt

I think I just found my entertainment!

Couldn't you orchestrate a 'medical accident'?

[Mazda Baiter]

V8mate said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Oooh, wee warmer alert!

Skank-on-the-next-bed is waxing lyrical about her state funded laptop...and her new flat that the "caaaahncil" is getting her.

C nt

I think I just found my entertainment!

Couldn't you orchestrate a 'medical accident'?

You mean "a smothering"?

[Carfiend]

Play the Hot Drink Vending Machine game. Buy a hot drink from the vending machine and try to figure out what they really have put in there as I assure you it isn't PG Tips or Kenco like the label says.

[Ewan S]

Take out the sprog at the same time and you'll be saving police officers from giving out asbos to it in around 14 years (or less) time.

Might help if you consider the sprog of chavs to be vermin - find a shovel or something to wallop it with if necessary.

[Mazda Baiter]

Carfiend said:

Play the Hot Drink Vending Machine game. Buy a hot drink from the vending machine and try to figure out what they really have put in there as I assure you it isn't PG Tips or Kenco like the label says.

I have Scots blood in me. Therefore I have a Thermos of coffee.

[Mazda Baiter]

Ewan S said:

Take out the sprog at the same time and you'll be saving police officers from giving out asbos to it in around 14 years (or less) time.

Might help if you consider the sprog of chavs to be vermin - find a shovel or something to wallop it with if necessary.

"Yes your Honour. The voices told me it was my civic duty"

[Jonny671]

Mazda Baiter said:

loltolhurst said:

do your 10 car garage and then work out a way that will make you rich enough to afford them ( maybe some busines that lends out ipads to bored husbands in hospital! )

McLaren F1
McLaren MP4-12C
Lotus 49 R2/11
LCC Rocket
Audi RS2
Mazda 6 MPS
Honda NSX type R
Nissan Figaro (with a 200sx running gear conversion)
TVR Speed 12
Morris Minor

The only problem with that business model is that you would have lots of divorces because of the husbands/partners looking at Porn. It's a thinker though.

Poor show, theres no MX5 there.

Come up with some things for your Bucket List

Congratulations though chap!

[Mazda Baiter]

Jonny671 said:

Come up with some things for your Bucket List

Congratulations though chap!

Cheers.

Bucket list:

1. Vasectomy
2.

[Jonny671]

Mazda Baiter said:

Jonny671 said:

Come up with some things for your Bucket List

Congratulations though chap!

Cheers.

Bucket list:

1. Vasectomy
2.

They can be reversed

[zac510]

Find an empty room and bait a Mazda?