Female weeing technique needed - French loos!

[Legend83]

Long road trip yesterday through Normandy with the missus and two friends.

The girls made us stop four times to try and find a proper loo and not just a hole in the floor.

No joy.

So, technique required to avoid making a right old mess.

P.S. Please don't move this to Travel...;)

[Nickyboy]

Am i missing something? Since when do the French piss in a hole in the floor?

[MrsMiggins]

buy them each a shewee.

http://www.shewee.com/newstore/

Edited by MrsMiggins on Sunday 25th July 11:47

[trooperiziz]

Nickyboy said:

Am i missing something? Since when do the French piss in a hole in the floor?

Since forever, have you been to a French public toilet?

[Craigyp79]

Only the Aire's seem to have pissing holes, just stop at a petrol station/services and they should have proper toilets.

[jazzybee]

You need to fully remove your trouser/shorts etc. Same with Men if squatting. This enables you to squat proberly and therefore not make a mess.

[Legend83]

jazzybee said:

You need to fully remove your trouser/shorts etc. Same with Men if squatting. This enables you to squat proberly and therefore not make a mess.

Yeah, but problem for girls is it doesn't come out in a nice straight stream.

Are you saying they almost need to be arse touching?

[deano12345]

jazzybee said:

You need to fully remove your trouser/shorts etc. Same with Men if squatting. This enables you to squat proberly and therefore not make a mess.

so you would take off your shoes, risk getting your socks/ pants wet off the piss covered floor then take a dump, wash your arse (theres never any toilet role) then get ready again, lunacy

been using holes in the floor for years now, theres an art to it but once you crack it there alright. one of the toilets on our last camp move through libya, better than most really

[i remember]

Quality thread in the making

[deano12345]

[ali_kat]

MrsMiggins said:

buy them each a shewee.

http://www.shewee.com/newstore/

^^

[Silent1]

Bit late for that, maybe you can modify a bottle for the same effect

[dxg]

Erm, probably not the place to go into it, but there's a certain "technique" that cowgirls in the old wild west used to use. Probably best to google it...

[dugt]

Your going to need to find a big service station, like the ones that have loads of different shops and petrol. Tey should have normal loos.

The stops where its just a tiny car park and maybe a hut with a loo thats probably locked wont help you, unless your willing to piss/poo behind it, which many people aparantly are.

We found the steping stone loos in some pubs aswell.

[Deva Link]

My missus has been mithering about going driving through France - she won't be once I've shown her this thread.

[Tom_C76]

My other half has noticed that many of the Aires have a disabled cubicle too, and that those always have a proper pan. Often so dirty she apparantly has to hover over it though.

[Westy Pre-Lit]

Forget those things they're for filthy animals. When travelling to backward countries you need the following items.

What you need is.

1 off



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1 off



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Much more civilised and hygienic. I recommend packing a few more sponges though. This easy to follow guide is just for demonstration purposes only.

[Silent1]

Westy Pre-Lit said:

Forget those things they're for filthy animals. When travelling to backward countries you need the following items.

What you need is.

1 off



1 off

]


1 off



1 off



Much more civilised and hygienic. I recommend packing a few more sponges though. This easy to follow guide is just for demonstration purposes only.

1 off what?

[Westy Pre-Lit]

Silent1 said:

1 off what?

It's supposed to be a wooded area, granted it's not very wooded but you get the jist.

I Google pictured 'bush' to start of with but kept coming up with this bloke.



Hang on srub that.

Just bring him along and he'll even hold the bucket for you why you do you business, how civilised is that.

[LukeBird]

^^