The old dealer cliches again!
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Check this out, not saying it isn't a nice car 'cos it might be. It's the cliches in the text that crack me up:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2468004446&category=18301
"big boys toy" but the guy's advertising "lady owner" as some sort of advantage.
"Only covered 28,000 miles since 1995" - what the hell does that mean? Just when you think it's a 28,000 miles car, it turns out to be a 126,913 miler.
My car's done 0 miles since last week, and only 10,000 miles since 2002, so what?
"ALSO DISTINCTIVE REGISTRATION NUMBER D398 VAL" that's great having "val" on your big boys toy.
Another little excerpt (I LOVE PEOPLE THAT WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPITALS):
"WHAT A CAR FOR THE MONEY-PURE SEX TO DRIVE,HIT THE GAS AND AWAY SHE GOES-SOUNDS AS GOOD AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS"
Pure sex to drive, better get some wipers for the inside of the screen then...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2468004446&category=18301
"big boys toy" but the guy's advertising "lady owner" as some sort of advantage.
"Only covered 28,000 miles since 1995" - what the hell does that mean? Just when you think it's a 28,000 miles car, it turns out to be a 126,913 miler.
My car's done 0 miles since last week, and only 10,000 miles since 2002, so what?
"ALSO DISTINCTIVE REGISTRATION NUMBER D398 VAL" that's great having "val" on your big boys toy.
Another little excerpt (I LOVE PEOPLE THAT WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPITALS):
"WHAT A CAR FOR THE MONEY-PURE SEX TO DRIVE,HIT THE GAS AND AWAY SHE GOES-SOUNDS AS GOOD AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS"
Pure sex to drive, better get some wipers for the inside of the screen then...
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