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Tallbut Buxomly

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12,254 posts

246 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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What a st day.

Bridge ahead sign didnt realise it meant humpback bridge. Turned out to be a huge and i mean HUGE and very deceptive humpback bridge which on approach didnt look that big a deal but which even taken at 40mph would launch you into the air.
Me i hit it at 60mph thinking it was just a little hump bridge which would make the car go light for a second.


Got 2miles down the road to my destination stopped and reversed into a bay and noticed a trail of oil. Sump fkED!!

To say i was and am annoyed and upset is an understatement especially considering that my recovery driver said the bridge was notorious for catching people out.

Repair bill thankfully rolleyes looks like being around 300 quid at this point but wont know for sure until the weekend.

Am i wrong to think that there should have been signs warning that it was infact a serious humpback bridge as even though it had this

sign even if i had slowed to 40/50mph i would still most likely have gone airborne and considering my car is an a4 weighing in at probably 1.5 tons lighter cars would be even more likely to take off at that speed.


Edited by Tallbut Buxomly on Thursday 29th July 18:31

ben10

2,216 posts

205 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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Ouch thats pretty stty frown

Hitch78

6,119 posts

224 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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Why is it always someone elses fault?

Arthur Jackson

2,111 posts

260 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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LOL!!!
They had a sign, what more do you want!!!?

jdbecks

2,879 posts

228 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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Tallbut Buxomly said:
What a st day.

Bridge ahead sign didnt realise it meant humpback bridge. Turned out to be a huge and i mean HUGE and very deceptive humpback bridge which on approach didnt look that big a deal which even taken at 40mph would launch you into the air.
Me i hit it at 60mph thinking it was just a little hump bridge which would make the car go light for a second.

My car understandably went airborne probably between 1-3m clear air and came down nose first smashing into the road other side of the bridge. Clearly i realised there may be substantial damage but carried on driving and simply let go of the wheel to see if car would track straight which it did and there were no untoward signs indicating damage like oil light or strange noises from engine etc.

Got 2miles down the road to my destination stopped and reversed into a bay and noticed a trail of oil. Sump fkED!!

To say i was and am annoyed and upset is an understatement especially considering that my recovery driver said the bridge was notorious for catching people out.

Repair bill thankfully rolleyes looks like being around 300 quid at this point but wont know for sure until the weekend.

Am i wrong to think that there should have been signs warning that it was infact a serious humpback bridge as even though it had this

sign even if i had slowed to 40/50mph i would still most likely have gone airborne and considering my car is an a4 weighing in at probably 1.5 tons lighter cars would be even more likely to take off at that speed.
laugh

I find it pretty funny that you thought fk it, its only a small hump at 60mph laugh although not stopping and still driving was a bit silly..espicaly as you have let oil piss all over the road and could lead to a motorbike rider having a nasty acident.

I would get the car checked out asap as that is some serious impact for your car to have, what car was it?

Edit -

I think this thread will grow pretty quick


Edited by jdbecks on Wednesday 28th July 20:56

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

212 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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I've never been over a humpback at anywhere near 60mph before, I guess I've just never found it appropriate.

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

209 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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The big red triangle with a picture of a humpback bridge in the middle is often a good indication that there may be a humpback bridge ahead.

Are you sure you weren't sndng a txt msg r smthg?

LHD

17,002 posts

217 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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So OP, are you Bo or Luke?

Mattt

16,664 posts

248 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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Tallbut Buxomly said:
Me i hit it at 60mph thinking it was just a little hump bridge which would make the car go light for a second.
So you knew it would cause you to lose control of the car?

g3org3y

22,476 posts

221 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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Send the car to A&E.

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

209 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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Mattt said:
Tallbut Buxomly said:
Me i hit it at 60mph thinking it was just a little hump bridge which would make the car go light for a second.
So you knew it would cause you to lose control of the car?
and then, immediately after the impact, decides to take both hands off the wheel rofl

Sorry Mr Buxomly but i think you've suffered something of a lapse of judgement!

LuS1fer

43,517 posts

275 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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Words fail me. Sorry to be harsh but the words you deserve all you get spring to mind. You took the risk, you lost. Just be glad your suspension didn't collapse and you didn't kill yourself or anyone else.

Libertine

3,997 posts

206 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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You may want to contribute to a thread I started recently over here.

I think you come from a land far away where they don't have those types of bridges(as I do).
There's one near my brother's house, I quickly learnt that when I see one of those signs, I crawl over the bridge. smile

paolow

3,261 posts

288 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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TB I really hope you have screwed your engine through lack of oil as roads will be immeasurably safer if you arent on them.

Also - stop crying - the damage to your car is your own stupid fault

HBLC

610 posts

202 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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I tend to slow down when I see a sign for a bridge. Crazy, I know.

Hitch78

6,119 posts

224 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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Maybe this would help:


LuS1fer

43,517 posts

275 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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Arthur Jackson said:
LOL!!!
They had a sign, what more do you want!!!?

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

209 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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LuS1fer said:
Arthur Jackson said:
LOL!!!
They had a sign, what more do you want!!!?

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

204 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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Go back to the bridge tomorrow and you'll see a sign on the other side saying "Now you're f**ked!"

Hitch78

6,119 posts

224 months

Wednesday 28th July 2010
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Even better:





Edited by Hitch78 on Wednesday 28th July 21:13