Tonights Sermon
Tonights Sermon
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lady topaz

Original Poster:

3,855 posts

270 months

Saturday 20th March 2004
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I have noticed a lot of new Tuscan owners appearing on this site, and thought wouldnt it be nice if some of the more long time owners came on here with just general tips on the more regular quirks which affect almost all Tusc owners at one time or another. I am talking about the little things which if can be avided make Tuscan ownership that much more enjoyable.
I will start the ball rolling with a couple, but , come on all you Tuscaneers join in.

1. When you put the roof in the boot, cover it with a towel or something to avoid scratches if the warning triangle falls off onto it.

2. Warm the engine gradually till the oil reaches 50 degrees before getting up to warp speed, and check level regularly as they do have a thirst.

3.Dont be alarmed at pod vibration at high speed, its common.

4.Carry a variety of spare fuses, always useful.

5. Use velcro to stop roof sqeaks.

6. Use motorcycle visor cleaner to keep rear window clear.

7. Get some alternative cans from the Carbon Can Co.
Great looks and noise, but keep originals for track days.

8. Be patient with windscreen washers, they will work eventually.

9. Dont ignore EFI faults, they do generally point to a prob.

10. Heater will work just fiddle with knob. (The cars ,not yours).

Well, thats just a few to get started, so come on guys join in and help the new arrivals!!!!!

Di

BrianTheYank

7,585 posts

266 months

Saturday 20th March 2004
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hmmmm.......if you give me a ride in it next time Im in the UK then god will bless your tuscy with perfection.

Mr Freefall

2,323 posts

274 months

Saturday 20th March 2004
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lady topaz said:
I have noticed a lot of new Tuscan owners appearing on this site, and thought wouldnt it be nice if some of the more long time owners came on here with just general tips on the more regular quirks which affect almost all Tusc owners at one time or another. I am talking about the little things which if can be avided make Tuscan ownership that much more enjoyable.
I will start the ball rolling with a couple, but , come on all you Tuscaneers join in.

1. When you put the roof in the boot, cover it with a towel or something to avoid scratches if the warning triangle falls off onto it.

2. Warm the engine gradually till the oil reaches 50 degrees before getting up to warp speed, and check level regularly as they do have a thirst.

3.Dont be alarmed at pod vibration at high speed, its common.

4.Carry a variety of spare fuses, always useful.

5. Use velcro to stop roof sqeaks.

6. Use motorcycle visor cleaner to keep rear window clear.

7. Get some alternative cans from the Carbon Can Co.
Great looks and noise, but keep originals for track days.

8. Be patient with windscreen washers, they will work eventually.

9. Dont ignore EFI faults, they do generally point to a prob.

10. Heater will work just fiddle with knob. (The cars ,not yours).

Well, thats just a few to get started, so come on guys join in and help the new arrivals!!!!!

Di


11.On point 2 the guidlines from TVR were no rev's over 4000 until the oil reaches 60 and no maxing out till at 80 degrees. The maxing out bit was round the track or prolonged high reving.

12.Always side your seat back before you get out the car. Prevents wear on the leather.

13. Buy a battery conditioner for when the car is not bing used. The alarm could drain the battery in one week if not started.

14. Enjoy the car, wave to other TVR drivers

blondemoment

712 posts

270 months

Saturday 20th March 2004
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Hi Di

How about:

The rear windscreen will go in the bag if there are two of you, and you don't have to balance it on your kneecaps! (whilst arguing which way up it goes)

The boot will open if you know the right 'spot'.

Always have your sunnies with you.

Know your stuff - bhp in french especially!

Women know their knobs - leave them to play.

It's not the door opener button on the dash that's faulty - it's a woman trying to operate it! (me, normally)

Just my 5 pence worth!










jigs

1,840 posts

266 months

Saturday 20th March 2004
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You Tuscan ladies should write a 'bible' for the Tuscan or at least an Idiots Guide. Why should Shpub have all the fun? To boost sales you girls could do a calendar to accompany the book.

>> Edited by jigs on Saturday 20th March 22:38

T88CAN

3,474 posts

273 months

Saturday 20th March 2004
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jigs said:
an Idiots Guide.
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Thinking of buying one then Jigs, I think Di was trying to put a sensible thread together

jigs

1,840 posts

266 months

Saturday 20th March 2004
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Serious suggestion as in Idiots Guide to computers series of books. A Really Clever Persons Guide is hardly going to work - there'd be nothing in it cos they'd already know it all if you get what I mean.

captain honesty

152 posts

258 months

Sunday 21st March 2004
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i find it amazing that everytime jigs replies to something he gets a negative response.

i enjoy your responses jigs please keep them up as i find them amusing.

BrianTheYank

7,585 posts

266 months

Sunday 21st March 2004
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captain honesty said:
i find it amazing that everytime jigs replies to something he gets a negative response.

i enjoy your responses jigs please keep them up as i find them amusing.



He has a bit of a history, thats why. Some people just dont take kindly to him.

captain honesty

152 posts

258 months

Sunday 21st March 2004
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i know he has history but surely people can see the tongue in cheek comments?!

S1X OK

366 posts

266 months

Sunday 21st March 2004
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Here's one:
If you put the car in the garage after a dousing in the rain or a wash, don't be frightened if there's a pond under the cheesegrater. Mine holds water in the nose and slowly lets it out over a matter of hours through the seam at the trailing edge of grater panel.
Incidentally, if the pond tastes of glycol - further investigation is advised!

NCE 61

2,425 posts

297 months

Sunday 21st March 2004
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1/ Velcro for rear window, rear window catches & roof.

2/Evostick or Pattex contact adhesive for the bits that missed the glue during build.

3/Auto-glyme vinyl cleaner for the parts that got too much glue during build.

4/Mr Sheen furniture polish for cleaning the rear window, although I will try the visor cleaner.

5/Rain-X for the window screen as saves using the wipers when on the move.

6/Bosche 21/21S window screen wipers.

7/Leven caps for petrol ,oil, water & power steering fluid as orignals are a bit cheap & nasty and difficult to get off.

8/Nitron suspension.

9/Use 98 ron or Optimax.

10/After washing take car out for a run to dry it off.

11/If you keep the jump start leads in the boot make sure you know the secret way in

As already mentioned check fluids regularly & enjoy all the admiring glances and giving all other exotic car's a good pasting for 1/3rd of the cost.

Nick

nizza

205 posts

261 months

Sunday 21st March 2004
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Great thread! All tips being duly noted.

swilly

9,699 posts

290 months

Monday 22nd March 2004
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captain honesty said:
........surely people can see the tongue in cheek comments?!



Tongue in cheek is great, but jigs often tries to get his tongue into your cheek

andyvdg

1,537 posts

299 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2004
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lady topaz said:

3.Dont be alarmed at pod vibration at high speed, its common.



Yeah, and it can be fixed. Getting the wheels balanced should do the trick, although I had to eventually change tyres to get rid of this (did I have a set of dodgy SO2s ?).

Editted to add - I'm talking at 3 figure speeds

>> Edited by andyvdg on Tuesday 23 March 23:35

mundo

40 posts

257 months

Wednesday 24th March 2004
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Familiarise yourself with the diagnostic codes that are displayed from time-to-time. L and O seem to be quite common !!

You can find a list on this thread...

[url]www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?t=14677&f=5&h=0&hw=diagnostic+codes[/url]

whitey

2,508 posts

300 months

Wednesday 24th March 2004
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andyvdg said:

lady topaz said:

3.Dont be alarmed at pod vibration at high speed, its common.




Yeah, and it can be fixed. Getting the wheels balanced should do the trick, although I had to eventually change tyres to get rid of this (did I have a set of dodgy SO2s ?).

Editted to add - I'm talking at 3 figure speeds

>> Edited by andyvdg on Tuesday 23 March 23:35


Aha, Pod vibration has never occured on my mighty Tuscan Red Rose !! That must be good for it's future classic status

Graham66

850 posts

300 months

Wednesday 24th March 2004
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Not had ANY diagnostic codes up in a long long time, only the Low Fuel warning

jigs

1,840 posts

266 months

Wednesday 24th March 2004
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Bad luck again Graham66 - now your diagnostics are broken too.

ehasler

8,574 posts

299 months

Wednesday 24th March 2004
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If your doors don't open from outside, check that there isn't anything resting against the door-lock button at the back of the dash panel between the pod and the stereo.