Prescott

[Asterix]

I loath that man. Why does he keep smirking? Why does he finish a statement and then always add another little comment that speaks over the panel. Why can't he provide any concrete evidence and it is all just 'to be frank', 'to be honest' - which means it is probably fabricated. It's nothing more than opinion from an fool. You can tell that he never did anything of any weight, or contributed to the big issues as he sounds like he was always on the outside looking in.

[SJobson]

Ahem: Lord Prescott.

[V88Dicky]

Asterix said:

I loath that man. Why does he keep smirking? Why does he finish a statement and then always add another little comment that speaks over the panel. Why can't he provide any concrete evidence and it is all just 'to be frank', 'to be honest' - which means it is probably fabricated. It's nothing more than opinion from an fool. You can tell that he never did anything of any weight, or contributed to the big issues as he sounds like he was always on the outside looking in.

I bet he did. Probably just after breakfast and a fag.

[Smiler.]

Ooh, another "Prescott" thread.

I tried to overlay a picture of his face on a dartboard to use for stress relief, like this:




But his face is simply too fat, so I ended up with this:




Maybe I should try pinning his face to some cricket stumps?

[Asterix]

Stick on the side of a tank and equip everyone with RPGs.

[chris watton]

Apparently, Prescott's wife is joining BBC1's The One Show "to front roving reports and as a presenter" - the BBC saying "We think she is, in a number of ways, typical of our audience".!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12986...

(Sorry for DM link...)

[stevejh]

If they think that she is typical of their audience what does that say about the BBC?

Probably goes some way to explaining their 'balanced' Question Time audiences.

[Flintstone]

Smiler. said:

Ooh, another "Prescott" thread.

I tried to overlay a picture of his face on a dartboard to use for stress relief, like this:
(pic)
But his face is simply too fat, so I ended up with this:
(pic)

Maybe I should try pinning his face to some cricket stumps?

Stumps? You'd have more luck fitting it all on a site screen.

[grumbledoak]

Asterix said:

Why does he keep smirking?

Because he has achieved, through politics, more than he ever merited.

Lord Oaf, of Pies.

[tubbystu]

Flintstone said:

Smiler. said:

Ooh, another "Prescott" thread.

I tried to overlay a picture of his face on a dartboard to use for stress relief, like this:
(pic)
But his face is simply too fat, so I ended up with this:
(pic)

Maybe I should try pinning his face to some cricket stumps?

Stumps? You'd have more luck fitting it all on a site screen.

Or

[tubbystu]

He hasn't done bad,



Has he ? Ships steward to 2nd highest political office in the land. Somebody voted for him and he managed to pull it off. He is a blithering idiot though, but not stupid. Look at his civil service grade pension, if nothing else.

[Smiler.]

tubbystu said:

He hasn't done bad,



Has he ? Ships steward to 2nd highest political office in the land. Somebody voted for him and he managed to pull it off. He is a blithering idiot though, but not stupid. Look at his civil service grade pension, if nothing else.

Looks a bit like Bob Hope in that 1st one.

[mybrainhurts]

chris watton said:

(Sorry for DM link...)

Why..?

[mybrainhurts]

...What do I think of John, you ask...?

[Smiler.]

Smiler. said:

tubbystu said:

He hasn't done bad,



Has he ? Ships steward to 2nd highest political office in the land. Somebody voted for him and he managed to pull it off. He is a blithering idiot though, but not stupid. Look at his civil service grade pension, if nothing else.

Looks a bit like Bob Hope in that 1st one.

And a hairless Fozzy Bear in the 2nd.

[mybrainhurts]

Go on, Pauline....GO ON

[Dogwatch]

Smiler. said:

Only two chins?

[mybrainhurts]

Dogwatch said:

Only two chins?

But what a magnificent gut...

[Smiler.]

Dogwatch said:

Smiler. said:

Only two chins?

Ohhhhhhh yes

[DSM2]

chris watton said:

Apparently, Prescott's wife is joining BBC1's The One Show "to front roving reports and as a presenter" - the BBC saying "We think she is, in a number of ways, typical of our audience".!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12986...

(Sorry for DM link...)

Then I am forced to assume that the 'One Show' has an audience of mindless, st for brains, mouth breathers without whom the world would be a better place...................