Oh woe is me......

[anonymous-user]

My girlfriend has left me....I have unrequited love...I think my missus may be mental...ad nauseum

Can we fking stop this st please, this is The Lounge, its not handbags.com

You could really struggle to believe this was a forum occupied mainly by men, brought together by their love of cars, loud things, oily things

It's like a metrosexual haven in here at the moment

I come to The Lounge for a giggle, not to hear another sap wondering how to get over the love of his life, or another one wondering whether he should go and shag his ex

Man the fk up people FFS, if you are having a hard time, I'm sorry I truly am, but unless I know you personally I honestly couldn't give a flying one, my advice would always be the same, go out get pissed and bang something else, so if you are thinking of starting a thread along these lines, please take that advice for free

If you still feel the need to piss, whine and moan then do it somewhere else please

[Podie]

anonymous said:

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Too much irony.

Edited by Podie on Friday 30th July 10:54

[davemac250]

Oh, stop moaning...

[no1special]

Ironic?

ETA: beaten to it!

Edited by no1special on Friday 30th July 10:55

[GTIR]

Somebody needs an ickle hug.

[The Nur]

5/10 Good subject matter, not enough swearing though. And yes, lately there has been quite a bit of that sort of thing. Relationships ending, marraiges crumbling etc etc etc

[anonymous-user]

Podie said:

anonymous said:

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Too much irony.

Edited by Podie on Friday 30th July 10:54

Damn it!!

I am hungover!

Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 30th July 10:58

[sday12]

anonymous said:

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anonymous said:

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Too much irony.

Edited by Podie on Friday 30th July 10:54

fk it!!

I am hungover!

And you want sympathy on here?

[Scott330ci]

Not just me then

This place sounds like a ghey bar at G.A.Y in soho

[anonymous-user]

sday12 said:

anonymous said:

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anonymous said:

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Too much irony.

Edited by Podie on Friday 30th July 10:54

fk it!!

I am hungover!

And you want sympathy on here?

No no, I was annoyed at missing the irony

I expect no quarter for my current state but having a quiet morning at work, I wanted to sit here and read about dead animal beer bottles or Flashman being chased by the entire UFC line up for shagging their birds, something like that, instead it feels like I have logged onto the wrong website

I shall retire to my corner and quietly weep until lunch when I can have HOTD

[sday12]

Scott330ci said:

Not just me then

This place sounds like a ghey bar at G.A.Y in soho

Sorry, how do you know off these places and locations?

[adycav]

Ironic?

What's REALLY ironic is that they're all being dumped 'cos they spend too much time on the computer rather than giving their women the attention that they constantly crave.

(Checks wife's mobile phone for texts)

[Podie]

sday12 said:

Scott330ci said:

Not just me then

This place sounds like a ghey bar at G.A.Y in soho

Sorry, how do you know off these places and locations?

There's an app for that...

[tonyvid]

anonymous said:

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anonymous said:

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Too much irony.

Edited by Podie on Friday 30th July 10:54

Damn it!!

I am hungover!

Did you get dumped last night, sozzled and bang a fattie then?

[anonymous-user]

tonyvid said:

anonymous said:

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anonymous said:

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Too much irony.

Edited by Podie on Friday 30th July 10:54

Damn it!!

I am hungover!

Did you get dumped last night, sozzled and bang a fattie then?

Nope, I went out with my OH, congratulated 2 of our friends on getting engaged and got smashed with them

[andy400]

anonymous said:

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Well said, that man!

Take yesterday off.

[308mate]

anonymous said:

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anonymous said:

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anonymous said:

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Too much irony.

Edited by Podie on Friday 30th July 10:54

Damn it!!

I am hungover!

Did you get dumped last night, sozzled and bang a fattie then?

Nope, I went out with my OH, congratulated 2 of our friends on getting engaged and got smashed with them

We still need clarification on the fattie issue.

[Original Poster]

0.1/10

[anonymous-user]

308mate said:

anonymous said:

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anonymous said:

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anonymous said:

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Too much irony.

Edited by Podie on Friday 30th July 10:54

Damn it!!

I am hungover!

Did you get dumped last night, sozzled and bang a fattie then?

Nope, I went out with my OH, congratulated 2 of our friends on getting engaged and got smashed with them

We still need clarification on the fattie issue.

no my OH is not a fattie and no I didn't bang a fattie.

[308mate]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Too much irony.

Edited by Podie on Friday 30th July 10:54

Damn it!!

I am hungover!

Did you get dumped last night, sozzled and bang a fattie then?

Nope, I went out with my OH, congratulated 2 of our friends on getting engaged and got smashed with them

We still need clarification on the fattie issue.

no my OH is not a fattie and no I didn't bang a fattie.

It's just PH due dilligence, you understand.