Please help me NOT murder another houseplant.
Please help me NOT murder another houseplant.
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Cock Womble 7

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29,908 posts

253 months

Friday 30th July 2010
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Right, I am terrible at keeping houseplants. They die within weeks of coming into my "care". Fact.

Yesterday, I finally got round to replacing the dead rubber-plant type thing on the windowsill with what looks like a minature rose which was reduced in price in my local Co-Op. Bargain.

Thing is, it didn't come with one of those spikey labels that tells you how not to kill it.

So, how do I best treat this:



It's currently on the windowsill and I'll water it when I remember to.

I have access to Baby Bio, if that helps.

Flintstone

8,644 posts

270 months

Friday 30th July 2010
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Ideally it should be suspended in a pot with holes at the bottom stood inside a pot without holes. Pretty difficult to overwater in that case unless you pour gallons in but if you're careful just keep it as it is.

This time of year it should be safe from cooking due to being placed above a radiator and where you have it now will give enough light and air. Just be careful about watering. Little and often is best and follow the Baby-Bio instructions. Also deadhead (cut off dead flowers) and remove any manky leaves.

Buy yourself a big, floppy hat and a pair of flowery patterned gardening gloves and you'll be fine.

Edit: I'm not sure all roses make good indoor plants. It might need to overwinter outside, protected from frost.

Edited by Flintstone on Friday 30th July 15:09

Simpo Two

91,266 posts

288 months

Friday 30th July 2010
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Most plants are killed by overwatering. You 'give it a bit' every time you go past thinking that more is better, and the roots get waterlogged and start to die. The leaves go yellow and you think 'needs more water...'

The best way to tell if a plant needs water is by weight. Wet soil is heavy, dry soil is very light. So keep the plant in a light plastic pot, not a stonking great decorative ceramic thing, and simply pick it up. If it's very light, stand it in water for an hour or two and let it soak up what it wants, then drain the excess. If it's heavy, leave it. Plants use more water in warm dry air than cold damp air, so central heating and position make a difference. Not many houseplants like full sun.

Every so often give it a feed of Baby Bio etc, but read the instructions, it's very concentrated.

Simpo Two

91,266 posts

288 months

Friday 30th July 2010
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Flintstone said:
I'm not sure all roses make good indoor plants. It might need to overwinter outside, protected from frost.
Good point, the dry air of a centrally heated house won't help it. Most 'houseplants' are actually from warmer climates.

Cloud 9

198 posts

270 months

Friday 30th July 2010
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Its a miniture rose so should ideally be outside! , windowsill with pleanty of light and air but no direct sun will suffice, do not overwater, best always to let compost dry out a bit then give a good soak but let excess drain out. Plants sitting in water is the biggest killer. I put all mine in the bath then with shower attachment (water tepid) water and clean dust off of leaves at the same time, leave for a while and hey presto clean and watered plants.

Good Luck

Flintstone

8,644 posts

270 months

Friday 30th July 2010
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Cloud 9 said:
Its a miniture rose so should ideally be outside! , windowsill with pleanty of light and air but no direct sun will suffice, do not overwater, best always to let compost dry out a bit then give a good soak but let excess drain out. Plants sitting in water is the biggest killer. I put all mine in the bath then with shower attachment (water tepid) water and clean dust off of leaves at the same time, leave for a while and hey presto clean and watered plants.

Good Luck
I tried this. Got shampoo in my eyes, tripped over my mother-in-law's tongue and had a nasty coming together with some common dickweed.

defblade

7,969 posts

236 months

Friday 30th July 2010
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I kill everything by over watering.

So now I just grow aquarium plants - they're happy with 100% water wink

Mighty Flex

920 posts

194 months

Friday 30th July 2010
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be carefull with reduced to clear plants from supermarkets. First they are grown on as quickly as possible and made to look good / flower for the 2-3 weeks before the 'best before' date, then put in a container and shipped over (usually from holland) and sit in a draughty or low light supermarket and watered by people who don't care. By the time you get them back they are in shock with exhausted soil and unless it's a tough plant long term survival is a lottery. I have found plenty that have survive but a few that didn't... they may still look healthy initially but depending on the plant are probbaly about to sulk or just drop all their leaves and shrivle up.

I find when buying from supermarkets or simular places are best repotted into some nice fresh soil (or at least fed) and put in a warm place that isn't too dry, breezy or in hours of direct sun, and stay there until they start showing signs of new healthy growth. then moved onto wherever you want them.

your rose looks ok : is it in a normal pot with holes in inside the other thing or just straight into a decorative pot with no drainage? try to use a plastic pot inside somthing water tight, as this allows you to see if it needs watering/repotting easily.

I am not very good at giving watering and care advice- I never do anything by specific intervals- you just get a feeling for what seems 'right' when you look at a plant after a few failiures, successes and near misses biggrin

Cock Womble 7

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29,908 posts

253 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Well, it's still alive, but has been infested by these little critters:



Any anti-aphid tips?

Pints

18,449 posts

217 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Glad to hear its surviving CW7. Mrs Pints and I, although able to keep two small human beings and 2 cats alive, were also unable to stop anything green from dying.

Now the only houseplants which are doing quite well are these. They tend to be happy to go without water for ages and they let you know (when they start drooping) when it's time for water.

Little one in the kitchen (normally gets light from the open blinds). Drooping a bit when I took the pic so just gave it some water.



Huge one in the living room


ETA I have nothing useful to add WRT aphids. Sorry.

Edited by Pints on Sunday 5th September 17:53

Marf

22,907 posts

264 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Any anti-aphid tips?
Ladybirds.

Cock Womble 7

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

253 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Marf said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Any anti-aphid tips?
Ladybirds.
Brilliant. Are they available from most garden centres?

Mobile Chicane

21,807 posts

235 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Squirt it with a weak solution of washing up liquid in a spray bottle. This blocks up the aphids' breathing tubes and they die.

freecar

4,249 posts

210 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Bar, hand soap is best. Get a small lump and disolve it in some warm water, fill a sprayer and go at it!

Marf

22,907 posts

264 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Marf said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Any anti-aphid tips?
Ladybirds.
Brilliant. Are they available from most garden centres?
Possibly, if not you can order them online.

GKP

15,099 posts

264 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Marf said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Marf said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Any anti-aphid tips?
Ladybirds.
Brilliant. Are they available from most garden centres?
Possibly, if not you can order them online.
Failing that, see the wasp thread in the Lounge. Wasps are partial to a bit of greenfly munching, but most tend to want to nuke 'em.

Cock Womble 7

Original Poster:

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Sunday 5th September 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Squirt it with a weak solution of washing up liquid in a spray bottle. This blocks up the aphids' breathing tubes and they die.
I have given this a go.

Cock Womble 7

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29,908 posts

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Sunday 5th September 2010
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Sort of completely off-topic, but all this talk of squirting soapy water onto greenfly made me think of a story in a very old book of mine. It's "The Wonder Gift Book For Children" and I can't find any date, but I'm guessing it was published in the '50s.

I had to dig it out and scan the page where "Mr. Bumbletoes Goes Gardening".



Wow, childhood memories eh?