What moisturiser?

[funkyrobot]

I'm thinking of using some of the above products to bring a healthy sheen to my face. I thought i'd ask the PH masses and get an opinion on what seems to work best. So, any recommendations chaps?

[soad]

Wot are ye, some kind of ponce? Shaving with a 10 week old disposable BIC razor is the only acceptable male grooming allowed. Or if you're really 'ard, a cut throat razor and soap.

[Glassman]

[Don]

This is only manly way to shave:

[Don]

I think I can hear the whistle of Silent1's piss reaching 100C

[ArtVandelay]

Don said:

This is only manly way to shave:

Any real man would notice that Desperate Dan is holding his straight razor incorrectly...the poof!

[jmorgan]

Duckhams 20w50.

[gilla]

horse spunk

[anonymous-user]

Don said:

I think I can hear the whistle of Silent1's piss reaching 100C

I thought it was someone else who piss in the Kettle?

[funkyrobot]

Don said:

I think I can hear the whistle of Silent1's piss reaching 100C

[Mr Dave]

Vaseline cruelly the best moisturiser you can buy. It is very effective.

Since covering your face in Vaseline every day would be pretty st, use double base from the chemists, best moisturiser made that isn't Vaseline, get it from the chemists and it's like a tenner for a litre.

That will keep you whacking away for months with no chafing (supposing your supply of photographs of farm animals doesn't run out), sorry I meant "moisturising your face"

If you use moisturiser you are a bit suspect I have to say, any branded moisturisers where they are rippng you off based on poor marketing just so you can impress other men with your " beauty regime" well that's cool if you are into that.

For what it is worth, you sicken me!

[Cock Womble 7]

gilla said:

horse spunk

I am intrigued to know how you have found this to be an effective moisturiser.

[tonyvid]

Seeing as its all gone metro in here, why not just try your own jizz as that what some tell the ladies it's good for

[fido]

Aloe Fresh - Aloe Vera & Cucumber. I likes anyway.

[gilla]

Cock Womble 7 said:

gilla said:

horse spunk

I am intrigued to know how you have found this to be an effective moisturiser.

that would be sharing far too much information

[Cock Womble 7]

gilla said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

gilla said:

horse spunk

I am intrigued to know how you have found this to be an effective moisturiser.

that would be sharing far too much information

Each to their own.

I prefer the jizz off of chimps. If you visit any decent zoo, they'll even dispense it freely.

[Marf]

Invariably if I don't apply something after shaving I get razor burn or ingrown hairs.

I tend to use palmers shea butter as its odorless, seems to work a treat!

[gilla]

Cock Womble 7 said:

gilla said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

gilla said:

horse spunk

I am intrigued to know how you have found this to be an effective moisturiser.

that would be sharing far too much information

Each to their own.

I prefer the jizz off of chimps. If you visit any decent zoo, they'll even dispense it freely.

before throwing st at you? might give that a go some time...

[UncleRic]

Cock Womble 7 said:

gilla said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

gilla said:

horse spunk

I am intrigued to know how you have found this to be an effective moisturiser.

that would be sharing far too much information

Each to their own.

I prefer the jizz off of chimps. If you visit any decent zoo, they'll even dispense it freely.

The more expensive chimp jizz comes in a handy carry-out frog.

[Cock Womble 7]

Marf said:

Invariably if I don't apply something after shaving I get razor burn or ingrown hairs.

I tend to use palmers shea butter as its odorless, seems to work a treat!

Seriously, this is meant to be an anti "I use moisturiser" thread, intended to highlight the ghayness that is pervading PH recently.

By "coming out" on here you have, quite literally, "come out". You ghey.