Jet engined school bus
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"The School Time Jet-Powered School Bus"
Marketing Genius right there.
"Hey, Billy-Bob, shall we do some crack cocaine?"
"No, not me. There's a jet-powered bus. I don't need drugs."
Marketing Genius right there.
Article said:
Mr Stender, 43, said: "I built the bus for two reasons. The first is to entertain people because, come on, it's a jet bus.
"The second, is to keep kids off drugs. Jets are hot, drugs are not.
"The second, is to keep kids off drugs. Jets are hot, drugs are not.
"Hey, Billy-Bob, shall we do some crack cocaine?"
"No, not me. There's a jet-powered bus. I don't need drugs."
Edited by Arese on Thursday 5th August 10:43
- It's pretty loud
- It's knacker crumplingly quick
- It kicks huge flames out the back
- It's got an impressive bhp/tonne, but it drinks like george best drowning in a vat of his favourite tipple
- It's got a bit of a lairy paintjob which if it were on anything else it would raise questions about the owners sexuality, but on this it looks pretty fun and entirely, well almost entirely hetrosexual
- It's knocked together in a shed by someone with little in the way of professional training
- It's made with all sorts of bits found by digging around in scrap yards, parts bins and so on
- I'd quite like to own it despite it being utterly ridiculous, a bit garish, and way over the top
I conclude that it must be a TVR.
- It's knacker crumplingly quick
- It kicks huge flames out the back
- It's got an impressive bhp/tonne, but it drinks like george best drowning in a vat of his favourite tipple
- It's got a bit of a lairy paintjob which if it were on anything else it would raise questions about the owners sexuality, but on this it looks pretty fun and entirely, well almost entirely hetrosexual
- It's knocked together in a shed by someone with little in the way of professional training
- It's made with all sorts of bits found by digging around in scrap yards, parts bins and so on
- I'd quite like to own it despite it being utterly ridiculous, a bit garish, and way over the top
I conclude that it must be a TVR.
Arese said:
"The School Time Jet-Powered School Bus"
Marketing Genius right there.
"Hey, Billy-Bob, shall we do some crack cocaine?"
"No, not me. There's a jet-powered bus. I don't need drugs."
So dreaming up a jet-powered school bus and drugs couldn't be linked? To me it sounds like the sort of thing you come up with a couple of spliffs down, shortly before suggesting that pancakes should be triangular and that ducks should be fitted with water wings.Marketing Genius right there.
Article said:
Mr Stender, 43, said: "I built the bus for two reasons. The first is to entertain people because, come on, it's a jet bus.
"The second, is to keep kids off drugs. Jets are hot, drugs are not.
"The second, is to keep kids off drugs. Jets are hot, drugs are not.
"Hey, Billy-Bob, shall we do some crack cocaine?"
"No, not me. There's a jet-powered bus. I don't need drugs."
Edited by Arese on Thursday 5th August 10:43
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