I am turning into my father
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I am so turning into my dad that i have got virtually the same tools,toolbox and ladder as him, i find myself driving like him every now and then, my hair is receding like his and i am less tolerant of stupidity than i used to be. If it carries on, then i can look forward to being a serious racist who talks gobblededook and has no sense of humour. Just bloody brilliant
I am so turning into my dad that i have got virtually the same tools,toolbox and ladder as him, i find myself driving like him every now and then, my hair is receding like his and i am less tolerant of stupidity than i used to be. If it carries on, then i can look forward to being a serious racist who talks gobblededook and has no sense of humour. Just bloody brilliant
Edited by snowy slopes on Friday 6th August 12:13
I've threatened my daughter with the "I'll stop the car and put you out" threat recently before realising that my Dad did exactly the same to me.
I do, however, still use the Black and Decker hedge trimmer that he used. I remember him using it when I would have been about 13 - it has out lived him and I do nothing to it other than spray some WD40 on to the "blades" about 4-5 times a year. In true 'omage to him, I've nearly cut my fingers off with it, swung it in to my legs, leaned (dangerously) over the edge of the hedge/stepladder to reach something (when I should have just move the ladder) and cut through the cable on many occasions.
I do, however, still use the Black and Decker hedge trimmer that he used. I remember him using it when I would have been about 13 - it has out lived him and I do nothing to it other than spray some WD40 on to the "blades" about 4-5 times a year. In true 'omage to him, I've nearly cut my fingers off with it, swung it in to my legs, leaned (dangerously) over the edge of the hedge/stepladder to reach something (when I should have just move the ladder) and cut through the cable on many occasions.
Thankfully I look nothing like my old man, but I'm slowly turning into him as far as my behavior goes.. quiet scary really!
I actually know a chap who never met his father till he was about 23, they acted almost identically... was very strange, makes you wonder how much is nature and how much nurture...
I actually know a chap who never met his father till he was about 23, they acted almost identically... was very strange, makes you wonder how much is nature and how much nurture...
james_tigerwoods said:
I do, however, still use the Black and Decker hedge trimmer that he used. I remember him using it when I would have been about 13
I still use my dad's Black and Decker hedge trimmer too. They must have been pretty well made because he died 23 years ago and it still works fine now. It only gets used maybe 3 times a year though.Worryingly, I have also noticed other traits;
1)I alwaysthink know I am right.
2)No power tool is too complicated to master without reading the instructions.
3)DIY? That's easy. Why pay someone to do something when I can f
k it up for free?
4)The staff at B&Q have started calling me by my first name.
5)Stay pressed trousers are 'much more comfy'.
Thankfully I haven't bought myself a matching set of 'Simpsons' socks/bow tie/tie/hanky/cufflinks/tie pin....................yet.
1)I always
2)No power tool is too complicated to master without reading the instructions.
3)DIY? That's easy. Why pay someone to do something when I can f
k it up for free?4)The staff at B&Q have started calling me by my first name.
5)Stay pressed trousers are 'much more comfy'.
Thankfully I haven't bought myself a matching set of 'Simpsons' socks/bow tie/tie/hanky/cufflinks/tie pin....................yet.
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