Dodgy McDodgerson advert...

[Beefmeister]

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1941114.htm

Where did you knick that from then?

[Podie]

Actual name and number don't match the ones in the ad...

[hornetrider]

Please feel free to call or text me Greg on 07563823353

Advert Age: NEW
Location: cheshire, United Kingdom
Contact: Przemek Kosienkowski

[Beefmeister]

PHer: So, 'Greg', where did you get this Bentley key?

'Greg': Ah, vell yezz, i had Bentley, then sold. Hi forgot to give owner new keyz, yes?

Pher: SO you didn't knick it off the table in the pub then not have the balls to steal the car as well?

'Greg': Hi kill you! And your family!!!!

[rottie102]

But of course he couldn't have simply found it???

[Twincam16]

Beefmeister said:

PHer: So, 'Greg', where did you get this Bentley key?

'Greg': Ah, vell yezz, i had Bentley, then sold. Hi forgot to give owner new keyz, yes?

Pher: SO you didn't knick it off the table in the pub then not have the balls to steal the car as well?

'Greg': Hi kill you! And your family!!!!

Or maybe the Bentley in question is at the bottom of a lake somewhere with its owner in the boot and the Russian mafia are just taking the piss.

[Twincam16]

rottie102 said:

But of course he couldn't have simply found it???

If you find a car key with a memory chip encoded to open one car and one car only, do you:

A) Give it to the police.

B) Contact Bentley, or the Bentley Owners Club and see if they know who it belongs to.

C) Sell it on a motoring magazine website under a pseudonym.

[shouldbworking]

Just checked the RR & Bentley subforum, no keys reported missing there.

Or in other words, I'll be giving this ad a miss

[Beefmeister]

rottie102 said:

But of course he couldn't have simply found it???

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



Wait, need to catch my breath....

Aahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

**composes self**


You know, i have recently been given a cheque for $3,000,000. I just need to get it cashed at a UK bank by someone trusted. If you can send me the money to cover the Nigerian Export Tax, i will send you the cheque and you can keep half. 86,000 Ugandan Dollars!!!

We have a deal?

[stuckmojo]

Twincam16 said:

rottie102 said:

But of course he couldn't have simply found it???

If you find a car key with a memory chip encoded to open one car and one car only, do you:

A) Give it to the police.

B) Contact Bentley, or the Bentley Owners Club and see if they know who it belongs to.

C) Sell it on a motoring magazine website under a pseudonym.

D) try to open any bentley you see anyways. just in case