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Tough day, so thought I'd reward myself with a pint at my local.
A couple were at the bar, clearly quite refreshed.
It transpires they are not a couple...yet.
Scrote boy is giving it his all, but croydon facelift so-council-even-Garlick-would-think-twice is having none of it.
Ratlad gives up, grunting 'Gotta go, I'm tagged, enneye' and lifts his shoplifted jeans to show the evidence of society's retribution on his worthlessness.
'Ooh', says yours-for-a-bacardi-breezer, 'let's get takeout'.
I have to live here.
A couple were at the bar, clearly quite refreshed.
It transpires they are not a couple...yet.
Scrote boy is giving it his all, but croydon facelift so-council-even-Garlick-would-think-twice is having none of it.
Ratlad gives up, grunting 'Gotta go, I'm tagged, enneye' and lifts his shoplifted jeans to show the evidence of society's retribution on his worthlessness.
'Ooh', says yours-for-a-bacardi-breezer, 'let's get takeout'.
I have to live here.
Edited by Justayellowbadge on Sunday 8th August 19:14
hornetrider said:
FML? I'd hope such a turn of phrase would be beneath you. Alas, no.
He's a big "Mel & Kim" fan.How depressing. I witnessed similar behavour last night, i try not to make a habit of going to the local cattle markets but it was a mates birthday and i didn't want to get branded as being antisocial.
I don't think sobriety helped but the drive back home through town looking at that quintessentially British saturday night landscape made the Jag seem a nice place to be
I don't think sobriety helped but the drive back home through town looking at that quintessentially British saturday night landscape made the Jag seem a nice place to be
Justayellowbadge said:
Tough day, so thought I'd reward myself with a pint at my local.
A couple were at the bar, clearly quite refreshed.
It transpires they are not a couple...yet.
Scrote boy is giving it his all, but croydon facelift so-council-even-Garlick-would-think-twice is having none of it.
Ratlad gives up, grunting 'Gotta go, I'm tagged, enneye' and lifts his shoplifted jeans to show the evidence of society's retribution on his worthlessness.
'Ooh', says yours-for-a-bacardi-breezer, 'let's get takeout'.
I have to live here.
And i thought wheatley was bad, at least there you know pretty much everyone is tagged, or if not its only because their case hasnt come up yetA couple were at the bar, clearly quite refreshed.
It transpires they are not a couple...yet.
Scrote boy is giving it his all, but croydon facelift so-council-even-Garlick-would-think-twice is having none of it.
Ratlad gives up, grunting 'Gotta go, I'm tagged, enneye' and lifts his shoplifted jeans to show the evidence of society's retribution on his worthlessness.
'Ooh', says yours-for-a-bacardi-breezer, 'let's get takeout'.
I have to live here.
Edited by Justayellowbadge on Sunday 8th August 19:14
Get yourself a tag?
Cock Womble 7 said:
hornetrider said:
FML? I'd hope such a turn of phrase would be beneath you. Alas, no.
He's a big "Mel & Kim" fan.Jasandjules said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Tough day, so thought I'd reward myself with a pint at my local.
Find a new local.............ETA - Oh, and whilst I may regret it, I am a nosey sod, so what does FML mean?
FML: xxxx My Life. A web thing I regret invoking.
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