Hand Shaking Etiquette

[dave-therave]

A bit of a random questions here....

When I was a lad I was told that a handshake should always be nice and firm. "Never trust someone with a limp handshake" etc etc

My question is, what is the etiquette when it comes to shaking a womans hand? I have a job interview on Wednesday and my propective boss is female.

I realise in the scheme of things it's really not all that important but I'm all for making a good first impression.

("knock her back doors in" etc comments are a given)

[AlphaMikeFoxtrot]

Break her fingers...show her whos boss!!

[dave328]

Crush it

[r1ch]

Are you getting a job in a kitchen? i dont understand.

[WorAl]

Use one of these, squeeze REALLY tight and don't let go

[Neil H]

Firm but not too hard, and with your other hand, reach across a firmly shake one of her tits.

[okgo]

r1ch said:

Are you getting a job in a kitchen? i dont understand.

[oOTomOo]

Use your confused face and ask her where your sandwich is...

[maximm]

I wouldn't bother with the handshake...just go straight in for the motorboat.

[HBLC]

Stand there until she curtsies.

[Robatr0n]

Neil H said:

Firm but not too hard, and with your other hand, reach across a firmly shake one of her tits.

[KrazyIvan]

Grip her hand no harder then you would your own cock.

[WorAl]

Neil H said:

Firm but not too hard, and with your other hand, reach across a firmly shake one of her tits.

OP do this, please do this

[TuxRacer]

dave-therave said:

I have a job interview on Wednesday and my propective boss is female.

The economy's not that bad, is it?

[condor]

Say 'How do you do' whilst looking into her eyes with an eager/enthusiastic expression and at arm's length, a firm handshake...but the idea behind this is it's supposed to be natural, and expect her hand to be profferred for the handshake.

Do not do the kissy kissy thing on both cheeks

[Original Poster]

r1ch said:

Are you getting a job in a kitchen? i dont understand.

He must be, surely she does not deserve help?

[Scamper]

When you shake hands do not, whatever else you do, stare at her tits and drool...or even think about the hardon developing in your pants.

[...Mole...]

WorAl said:

Use one of these, squeeze REALLY tight and don't let go

nah, that's not effective enough.

you need on of these.

[Steamer]

Handshakes I'm fine with - its just hugs and the resulting struggle that seem to cause the icy responses and worried faces.

[Eddh]

Grip it like you are trying to hold onto your last fiver.

Stare her in the eyes with a manic expression and bulging eyes until she looks away.

You have won.