Which car is coolest?

[jamoor]

I am after a car for a special occasion (wedding) the choice of cars is rather limited to the follows.

Honda City


Suzuki Swift


Toyota Corolla


Toyota Landcruiser

Personally I am leaning towards the swift as it's the most "cool".

Anyone care to offer their opinion on this thrilling range of vehicles?

Edited by jamoor on Monday 9th August 15:50

[heebeegeetee]

What the hell is going on here?

[CraigW]

cant you use one of yours? all far cooler.

I'd choose landcruiser personally. The others are too nondescript.

[PHmember]

Is the reception at a Tesco or something?

[jamoor]

CraigW said:

cant you use one of yours? all far cooler.

I'd choose landcruiser personally. The others are too nondescript.

I would if I could, (wedding's abroad)

[CraigW]

landcruiser definitely, decorate it beyond all belief too

[SystemParanoia]

take the land cruiser.... park it at the altar


its what they were made for

[Jgtv]

Whats the special occasion?

Your official decent into mediocrity?

[Imelda]

If it was me I'd rather fking walk.

No, wait.....

If it was me I'd rather crawl naked, with the entire route lined with dog st encrusted broken glass, with a ten inch dildo hanging out of my arse.

But that's just me.

[jamoor]

Horse and carriage is also up for grabs, however I am a pher at heart and an internal combustion engine must power the mode of transport.

[SystemParanoia]

horse + carriage with a petrol strimmer whipping the horse into a bloody frenzy

[patmahe]

Imelda said:

If it was me I'd rather crawl naked, with the entire route lined with dog st encrusted broken glass, with a ten inch dildo hanging out of my arse.

Personally I'd take the Swift because my girlfriend has one and they are a lot of fun to drive. But if you like your Kinky kanine faeces glazial dildo experience, I respect your choice.

Edited by patmahe on Monday 9th August 16:11

[Asterix]

The Prado - decorate it in gold and pretend you're having an Arab wedding.

[gj88]

heebeegeetee said:

What the hell is going on here?

Sums up the situation rather nicely I feel

Landcruiser.

[dangerousB]

jamoor said:

Anyone care to offer their opinion on this thrilling range of vehicles?

Automotive bog roll.

[The Milfman]

jamoor said:

Horse and carriage is also up for grabs

This would be far classier!!

[gareth.e]

what a terrible choice of cars!


But the clear winner is the landcruiser

[WorAl]

Imelda said:

If it was me I'd rather fking walk.

No, wait.....

If it was me I'd rather crawl naked, with the entire route lined with dog st encrusted broken glass, with a ten inch dildo hanging out of my arse.

But that's just me.

tears of laughter running down my cheeks.

[otolith]

Can you not get a taxi - odds on chance of getting something cooler.

[Bullett]

Horse and Carriage or if you must, the Landcruiser.