Wind up for colleague due to new car...

[iAlex]

OK, looking to wind him up.

He had a lovely Alfa 157 which blew up and he has been given one of the pool cars as a replacement. A C220 CDi Elegance - we have made some jokes about how his Grandad feels to him borrowing his car but his secretary wants to have something delivered to the office. She came to me and asked the question but as I don't know and don't particularly care I said I'd ask on here.

Something pipe and slippers related!?

I will simply point her to this page.

(Jo, they will ask for pictures, or custard, or you covered in custard, please refrain or the windup in the office will suddenly be something other than Mercedes related).

[Papa Hotel]

Hi Alex's colleague. If he does point you to this thread, he made it because he's a jealous twonk. Also, he tells us your Alfa 157 blew up so he's probably got big sausage fingers.

So, in summary, he's a jealous fatty.

ETA: pics?

Edited by Papa Hotel on Tuesday 10th August 11:36

[iAlex]

doogz said:

This sounds like a great use of company time.

I've just snitched on us both, to my father.

[iAlex]

Papa Hotel said:

Hi Alex's colleague. If he does point you to this thread, he made it because he's a jealous twonk. Also, he tells us your Alfa 157 blew up so he's probably got big sausage fingers.

So, in summary, he's a jealous fatty.

Guess what, I'm not a fatty, also guess what, it's an 03 reg and I'm not jealous.

As you were...

[Papa Hotel]

iAlex said:

doogz said:

This sounds like a great use of company time.

I've just snitched on us both, to my father.

I always get slightly amused when people boast that daddy owns the company.

[y2blade]

how about get it out in the open and just tell him how much you fancy him

[Papa Hotel]

iAlex said:

Papa Hotel said:

Hi Alex's colleague. If he does point you to this thread, he made it because he's a jealous twonk. Also, he tells us your Alfa 157 blew up so he's probably got big sausage fingers.

So, in summary, he's a jealous fatty.

Guess what, I'm not a fatty, also guess what, it's an 03 reg and I'm not jealous.

As you were...

An 03 reg 157? Are you sure?

[iAlex]

Papa Hotel said:

iAlex said:

Papa Hotel said:

Hi Alex's colleague. If he does point you to this thread, he made it because he's a jealous twonk. Also, he tells us your Alfa 157 blew up so he's probably got big sausage fingers.

So, in summary, he's a jealous fatty.

Guess what, I'm not a fatty, also guess what, it's an 03 reg and I'm not jealous.

As you were...

An 03 reg 157? Are you sure?

No, 03 reg Merc. The Alfa was a 159, my mistake.

[y2blade]

iAlex said:

Papa Hotel said:

iAlex said:

Papa Hotel said:

Hi Alex's colleague. If he does point you to this thread, he made it because he's a jealous twonk. Also, he tells us your Alfa 157 blew up so he's probably got big sausage fingers.

So, in summary, he's a jealous fatty.

Guess what, I'm not a fatty, also guess what, it's an 03 reg and I'm not jealous.

As you were...

An 03 reg 157? Are you sure?

No, 03 reg Merc. The Alfa was a 159, my mistake.

[iAlex]

y2blade said:

Don't get your point?

[LeoZwalf]

There really ought to be a PH Wiki of "Threads which didn't quite go how the OP wanted".

[Pothole]

Papa Hotel said:

iAlex said:

doogz said:

This sounds like a great use of company time.

I've just snitched on us both, to my father.

I always get slightly amused when people boast that daddy owns the company.

only trumped by them claiming to be the MD?

[8400rpm]

Horrible tweed flat cap, in my opinion.

[iAlex]

I said all along the thread wouldn't go as was expected.

See, point proven, think of your own ideas.

[davemac250]

Pothole said:

Papa Hotel said:

iAlex said:

doogz said:

This sounds like a great use of company time.

I've just snitched on us both, to my father.

I always get slightly amused when people boast that daddy owns the company.

only trumped by them claiming to be the MD?

With several other directorships, no doubt.

[Garlick]

iAlex said:

I said all along the thread wouldn't go as was expected.

Shall we wrap it up? I think so.