Ginger beards

[parakitaMol.]

I'm astounded as to why anyone would wear one of these wool beard beanies.


In ginger!

[boobles]

To look like a twa* perhaps?

[Bill]

WTF?? Where on earth did you find that picture?

[parakitaMol.]

http://www.etsy.com/listing/53126867/blue-striped-...

As you're so keen.... Maybe in orange for you?

[Mazda Baiter]

Are you stalking me PKM?

[cal72]

[parakitaMol.]

I've just bought this one for Dr Parakitamol.

He will insist on wearing it around T5 and going through security on his weekly USA trips.

[Bill]

TBH I'm still confused, I can't think of any situation where sporting a Ginger beard is acceptable but wearing a balaclava isn't.

ETA But the twirling tache detail is quite fetching

Edited by Bill on Thursday 12th August 07:35

[parakitaMol.]

I like the way that the 'model' has kept his dark shades on throughout.

Boyfriend of the designer on a blow-job promise, at a guess.

[Don]

parakitaMol. said:

I like the way that the 'model' has kept his dark shades on throughout.

Boyfriend of the designer on a blow-job promise, at a guess.

That would do it.

Can't think of any other reason you'd wear that.

[Vipers]

Don said:

parakitaMol. said:

I like the way that the 'model' has kept his dark shades on throughout.

Boyfriend of the designer on a blow-job promise, at a guess.

That would do it.

Can't think of any other reason you'd wear that.

Does America have anything to do with it?

[Matt_N]

They'd look rather fetching teamed up with a nice arm belt.

[MrV]

anonymous said:

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Was tempted to buy one but at £30 I thought it was a bit steep as I can look like a for free without it.

[captainzep]

Its simple n'est pas?

You know when bespectacled secretary types suddenly take off their glasses and shake their hair free, thus transforming them into hot repressed tigress totty?

Its a bit like that

>ginger beard 'hat'

>remove

>Ladies in unision: "Oooh! You're not a bad tempered rapist faintly smelling of urine"

[GingerWizard]

i resent that comment about urine!

[blindswelledrat]

THat is ludicrous.
However, I reckon it will sell millions.
My logic being that the only thing that looks worse than that is an actual beard. And from what I can tell, one of those will cover a beard perfectly.
So all those poor people who have beards will now be able to hide thier shame with something slightly less embarrassing.
It's a winner.

[blindswelledrat]

Im off to design one that fits over
-sunglasses whilst inside
-indoor headphones outside
-earrings on any part of the body except ears
-specifically haircuts on women where the hiar is near-black on the outside of the head and blonde underneath

[captainzep]

I'm going to get my Nan to knit one for me.

Her track record isn't brilliant though. -I once asked her to knit a cricket jumper for me. The arms were so long and heavy that when I attempted to throw the ball, the sleeve would overtake it as I threw, envelop it, and deposit it back down my arm via my armpit, dropping neatly at my feet.

[parakitaMol.]

People will buy it.

The same people who find Scotch tartan hats with ginger hair, or rasta hats with dreadlocks, funny. Or people who wear or Crocs or denim jeans with black buckle shoes.

[Mazda Baiter]

captainzep said:

I'm going to get my Nan to knit one for me.

Her track record isn't brilliant though. -I once asked her to knit a cricket jumper for me. The arms were so long and heavy that when I attempted to throw the ball, the sleeve would overtake it as I threw, envelop it, and deposit it back down my arm via my armpit, dropping neatly at my feet.