Just desserts
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colonel c

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Saturday 14th August 2010
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Elephant.co.uk/news said:
Motorist-in-melting-ice-cream-madness-rams-4x4A woman on a mercy dash to get her ice cream home in time for tea rammed a 4x4 in her desperation to stop the dessert melting.

Jacqueline Griffiths was driving down Wern Ddu Lane in Newtown, Mid Wales - a single-track road which is used only for access to homes - when she met resident Karen Gorman-Hawkins coming in the opposite direction.

Refusing to move - and with the ever-present threat of cold dessert fusion lingering over the stand-off - Griffiths apparently drove headlong into the other woman's 4x4, the Shropshire Star newspaper reports.

Welshpool magistrates heard that the defendant's actions were prompted by the fact that "it was nearing teatime" and she needed to get home before any refrigerative mishap could take place.

Gorman-Hawkins proceeded to phone both her mother and police for back-up, though events took a turn for the worse as the older woman arrived. With Griffiths preparing to flee the scene, the mother stood in the way of her car, preventing her escape.

With proceedings apparently poised on a thermodynamic knife-edge, Griffiths then threatened to run over Gorman-Hawkins' mother, manoeuvring her vehicle until it rested up against the woman's leg, then fleeing before police arrived.

Later, in an interview with officers, Griffiths explained that her behaviour was caused by the fear of the ice cream payload getting warm.

Having previously admitted dangerous driving and failing to stop at the scene of an accident, Griffiths, of Penarron Drive, Kerry, was banned from driving for 12 months.

She was also handed an 18-month community order, and told to pay £85 costs.
Edited by colonel c on Saturday 14th August 19:49

Ray Luxury-Yacht

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Saturday 14th August 2010
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colonel c said:
Just Desserts
I see what you did there...


Digger

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220 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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What a scoop! Such flakey behaviour!

Flintstone

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276 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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The woman's obviously a flake.


Edit: Bugger, if only I'd not made tea mid-post.

The sauce of the woman. I can think of hundreds and thousands of reasons she shouldn't be on the road. She should have given wafer the other driver.



Edited by Flintstone on Saturday 14th August 13:01

gj88

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223 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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She'll no doubt receive a chilly reception from her resident neighbours from now on.

madala

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227 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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....Wales....say no more.....

andy_s

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288 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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Wern Ddu Lane, pronounced any way you want.

markmullen

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Saturday 14th August 2010
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Superbly written piece

goldblum

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196 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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"poised on a thermodynamic knife-edge"


kind of sums up the situation nicely.