The "I can't believe I used to go out with that" thread.

[wildoliver]

Waiting for some stopper to dry I quickly popped on facebook and participated in the amusing lets look at ex gfs game........

Most of my exes still fall in to the "any port in a storm" category, but one in particular is erm different.

When I met her she was a size 8, fairly pretty if a bit germanic blonde. She rapidly increased to a size 18 when in the comfort zone and was got rid of swiftly.

Having seen her facebook it appears she has "married" a woman and bears a scary resemblance to Peter Kay. Now I've got nothing against the comedy genius who spawned Phoenix nights but to be honest I have no desire to be in a romantic clinch with him.

Yours

About to be violently ill.

[Davi]

sounds like a good escape.

My wife always asks me wtf I was thinking seeing the girl I was before her. She wasn't exactly a looker, granted but I have never quite been able to explain to my wife why the fact she was utter, utter filth of the most depraved kind was such a good thing...

On the other hand my wife's brother did ask (in front of new wife) why the hell I ever left another ex when he met her at our wedding

[dave-therave]

Me and a friend often play this game when drunk though mainly going and looking at the girls we used to fancy at school and guessing how many kids they have etc (I'm now 25 so haven't seen a lot of them for about 10 years).

[Custard Test]

Sorry if jumping to conclusions but you split up your relationship because your OH put on weight? Comes across as very shallow sir.

[Davi]

Custard Test said:

Comes across as very shallow sir.

And yet so completely understandable and justifiable...

[Mr Gearchange]

If you were attracted to someone who is a size 8 then you are unlikely to be attracted when they are a size 18. There is no point in statying with someone who you are no longer attracted to.
Fatties are a specific niche interest.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Tuesday 17th August 12:50

[Vidal Baboon]

Similar story, first met she was a lovely size 8 at 16, then ballooned over a couple of years like I'd shoved a Grenade up her arse & duc-taped her Wookey hole.

We split when she became increasingly self conscious & extremely jealous of any other woman that came near me.
Had a curious peek at her on FB, and yep she's still got the Japanese Whaling fleet after her.

[dave-therave]

Custard Test said:

Sorry if jumping to conclusions but you split up your relationship because your OH put on weight? Comes across as very shallow sir.

I'd split up with a girl if she let herself go and catapulted up 5 dress sizes.

[cal72]

Just had a friend come back from lunch with a quote that had me .
BOBFOCW Pronounced as bobfk.I asked him what it ment and he said body of baywatch face off crime watch.Then i see this thread and .
And my ex is definitely in that club.

[shoggoth1]

Custard Test said:

Sorry if jumping to conclusions but you split up your relationship because your OH put on weight? Comes across as very shallow sir.

Plus, it would appear, he was so pathetic in bed that she now bats for the other side.

[cinque]

Mr Gearchange said:

Fatties are a specific niche interest.

[goldblum]

Peter Kay a comedy genius? Lol.

Nothing wrong with fat girls,often they are more eager to please.Also generally they

are good cooks and it's easier to split with them because of their low self esteem.

BOTN

[Vidal Baboon]

shoggoth1 said:

Custard Test said:

Sorry if jumping to conclusions but you split up your relationship because your OH put on weight? Comes across as very shallow sir.

Plus, it would appear, he was so pathetic in bed that she now bats for the other side.

Ohhh, I've had one of them too

[iggletiggle]

The soon to be Mrs Tiggle has often asked WTF was i doing with the one before her..

I just haven't the marbles to tell her she was filthy in the bedroom and didn't seem to have the word "no" in her vocabulary.

I wouldn't go back there now though as she has (more than likely) contracted god knows what seeing the blokes she has been around since..

[lawrence567]

Current GF wanders why i went out with the Ex, who she went to school with as she was an utter psycho.
It was purely because she was an absoulte dirtbag.
The OH has put on weight but tha's because she's 7 months pregnant, she understands she has to get her figure back after the baby!

[Stevenj214]

My ex-gf and I would sometimes look through some old pictures and laugh at ones of her mum with short cropped blonde hair which made her look like a lesbian.

In the latest picture I've seen of Mel she now has short cropped blonde hair which makes her look like a lesbian.

Go figure.

Edited by Stevenj214 on Tuesday 17th August 13:09

[Timmy35]

lawrence567 said:

Current GF wanders why i went out with the Ex, who she went to school with as she was an utter psycho.
It was purely because she was an absoulte dirtbag.
The OH has put on weight but tha's because she's 7 months pregnant, she understands she has to get her figure back after the baby!

Her stomach will be like an empty football and her tits will 'supernova' then shrivel up and collapse under there own gravity. Don't get your hopes up.

HTH.

[TuxRacer]

I've certainly had my fair share of lucky escapes.

[Steamer]

Stevenj214 said:

In the latest picture I've seen of Mel she now has short cropped blonde hair which makes her look like a lesbian.

Go figure.

You turned her?

Just a thought

[Davi]

Timmy35 said:

lawrence567 said:

Current GF wanders why i went out with the Ex, who she went to school with as she was an utter psycho.
It was purely because she was an absoulte dirtbag.
The OH has put on weight but tha's because she's 7 months pregnant, she understands she has to get her figure back after the baby!

Her stomach will be like an empty football and her tits will 'supernova' then shrivel up and collapse under there own gravity. Don't get your hopes up.

HTH.

I'm not going to comment on that, in case my wife reads it...