Evil Payback

[PAULJ5555]

Ok so someone has pissed you off to the point that you want to punch their lights out. You dont want a criminal record so you have found another way to get them back without them knowing its you, just so you can have the last laugh.

What did you do???

[sleep envy]

PAULJ5555 said:

without them knowing its you

telling the world kind of defeats the point if the object

[carmadgaz]

Bookmarking 'cos I may require some tips myself.

[iggletiggle]

Wiped my penis around the rim of their mug after having copious amounts of sex with their wife/girlfriend and/or 18 yr old daughter..




This may or may not have actually happened.

[Gun]

Go for it, what's the worst that can happen...

[Justayellowbadge]

iggletiggle said:

Wiped my penis around the rim of their mug after having copious amounts of sex with their wife/girlfriend and/or 18 yr old daughter..




This may or may not have actually happened.

Upsy-daisy.

'In the night garden' will never be the same again.

[lawrence567]

carmadgaz said:

Bookmarking 'cos I may require some tips myself.

+1

[goldblum]

Why don't you want them to know it's you?

Surely the last laugh is the most satisfying when you watch their face

as you plunge the dagger into their heart? (metaphorically obviously)

[iggletiggle]

Justayellowbadge said:

iggletiggle said:

Wiped my penis around the rim of their mug after having copious amounts of sex with their wife/girlfriend and/or 18 yr old daughter..




This may or may not have actually happened.

Upsy-daisy.

'In the night garden' will never be the same again.

I'm a little worried that you know where the name originates from (in part).. do you have children or do you simply enjoy the rather simple exploits of the tombliboos and the gang ?

[Justayellowbadge]

iggletiggle said:

Justayellowbadge said:

iggletiggle said:

Wiped my penis around the rim of their mug after having copious amounts of sex with their wife/girlfriend and/or 18 yr old daughter..




This may or may not have actually happened.

Upsy-daisy.

'In the night garden' will never be the same again.

I'm a little worried that you know where the name originates from (in part).. do you have children or do you simply enjoy the rather simple exploits of the tombliboos and the gang ?

I have a 4 year old.

[PAULJ5555]

Its not for me, I was reading the jokes (sean Connery VOL IV)and there was one about a guy keeping phone numbers of people who pissed him off and in the end stitched them both up. Just got me thinking of Paybacks.

[Romanymagic]

Justayellowbadge said:

iggletiggle said:

Justayellowbadge said:

iggletiggle said:

Wiped my penis around the rim of their mug after having copious amounts of sex with their wife/girlfriend and/or 18 yr old daughter..




This may or may not have actually happened.

Upsy-daisy.

'In the night garden' will never be the same again.

I'm a little worried that you know where the name originates from (in part).. do you have children or do you simply enjoy the rather simple exploits of the tombliboos and the gang ?

I have a 4 year old.

It'll be Peppa Pig next then!

[Justayellowbadge]

Dine-saw!

[rev-erend]

How about placing a few kippers in unlikely places in said persons house..

Will really stink in a few days.

Curry powder or cress seeds in the air inlet vent of their car.

[iggletiggle]

rev-erend said:

How about placing a few kippers in unlikely places in said persons house..

Will really stink in a few days.

Curry powder or cress seeds in the air inlet vent of their car.

Last day of sixth form someone managed to punch a hole in the partition wall, stuff it full of fresh fish, plaster the hole up then cut air vents in the lower part of the wall which was hidden by the sofa's..

Apparently a few days later the stench was absolutely disgusting!

[shibby!]

Kicked a hole in the wall.

It was either her or the wall.

She knew it was me....... i had to pay for it

[PAULJ5555]

Justayellowbadge said:

Dine-saw!

dine-saw ggggrrrrrr

Anyway

I'll start you all off then, my mate got pee'd off by someone so he placed an ad in the local paper for a rather cheap, good cond, fiesta and put the guys number on the ad, apparently the guy was livid by the end of the week with the constant phone calls.

Over to you -

[TonyHetherington]

The "wiping cock around mug" or "pissing in coffee" thing has always puzzled me; if you never tell them, then they will simply enjoy their drink. What does it matter? If, however, you tell them, then you reveal yourself to be a mug-cock-wiper.

[iggletiggle]

TonyHetherington said:

The "wiping cock around mug" or "pissing in coffee" thing has always puzzled me; if you never tell them, then they will simply enjoy their drink. What does it matter? If, however, you tell them, then you reveal yourself to be a mug-cock-wiper.

After watching a person drink a freshly made coffee/tea/whatever from said mug and then revealing the event, it would be mightily satisfying - even if you were then to be known as a mug-cock-wiper..!

[shibby!]

Oh got another one this is much better.

she was on benefits, was apparenlty disabled, but still managed to have a full time job.

She was being a real bh so someone opened the door and threw her shoes in the bin from the front door. She went batst crazy and called the police claiming someone had stolen her shoes.

Last straw, at a party made slight hints at her boyfriend trying to get her date of birth and second name.


Phone up the benefits office on the bh. Even asked the nice lady on the other end of the line for a refund for all the tax and national insurance that i have paid which relates to her..... im still waiting for my cheque in the post.