Darwin apprentice

[Si 330]

This made me chuckle this morning.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-1100050...

[GTO Scott]

Shocking.

[nonplussed]

He should have paid more attention to current affairs.

[Alex]

And another:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-110012...

[Jasandjules]

Si 330 said:

This made me chuckle this morning.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-1100050...

They should send him the hospital bill...

Still, next time he might get lucky......

[Rofly Lollers]

nonplussed said:

He should have paid more attention to current affairs.

I wonder if he will be charged with anything.

[dmitsi]

Why can't these idiots just die when they try this. Darwin has been letting me down recently.
The guy poking through the window should've been pushed back out.

[agric]

Darwin would appear to be just letting anyone slip through his net just lately,

On a more 'positive' note though, there still lots of time before Charles'
Tri-centennial

[Great Pretender]

Rofly Lollers said:

nonplussed said:

He should have paid more attention to current affairs.

I wonder if he will be charged with anything.

Watt happened?

[Rofly Lollers]

I think we should give the guy a break, he had just lost his job on the buses.
He was a conductor.

[Hugo a Gogo]

he's actually a really down to earth guy

If he was a bit younger his parents would have grounded him, and he'd have offered no resistance

[agric]

And the insulation didn't impede his attempt at theft.
Alternatively he could have just set fire to it in-situ.
Fortunately the copper stopped him

[agric]

Meant add, the other one was clearly in the frame for the burglary,


Its an open/shut casement

[madala]

The 25-year-old man was taken to hospital with burns to his face, hands and chest. His injuries are not thought to be life-threatening.

....that's a shame then....

[agric]

Frame, casement,


How can you not get this?



You lot are a pane

Geddit,

This thing on.... 'TAP TAP'

[Mon Ami Mate]

He has obviously been ohmed.

[agric]

No, the case >hinges< on the fact he was described as breaking in,

He had another >STOREY<

Edited by agric on Wednesday 18th August 15:10

[SeeFive]

In other news, police found 2 pikeys in a public park today in fancy dress. One was dressed as a battery, the other as a firework.

They charged one and let the other one off.

[agric]

Pearls to the swine Kev,