Preparing for a night on the lash

[Mr Darcy]

What do you do to prepare yourself for a long drinking session. For example a mate of mine swears by eating a large chunk of cheese before he goes out. Soaks up the beer apparentlty.

[J-Tuner]

I find milk is a good one, and a sandwich or something...

Stay away from the greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray the next morning however

[anonymous-user]

Food and drink section? haha

[ccr32]

Eating's cheating...

[JB!]

ccr32 said:

Eating's cheating...

the only person i know who says that is angry. and scottish.

a good meal with opening pint followed by a massive leak.

[sherman]

Never have fish before a night on the lash. It is almost guaranteed to make you sick half way through the night.

A bowl of pasta in a sauce is always good.

[Plotloss]

Fry up before you go out.

[KrazyIvan]

Do grown ups still go "out on the lash".

Never understand why people go out to get drunk, I mean you wouldnt go out to see if you could get sick in any other walk of life, for isntance I have never heard any one say "I am gonna go out to night shag as many birds as I can, and see if I can wake up with an STD"

[sherman]

KrazyIvan said:

Do grown ups still go "out on the lash".

Never understand why people go out to get drunk, I mean you wouldnt go out to see if you could get sick in any other walk of life, for isntance I have never heard any one say "I am gonna go out to night shag as many birds as I can, and see if I can wake up with an STD"

Never been on a stag night then ?

[Teebs]

KrazyIvan said:

Do grown ups still go "out on the lash".

Never understand why people go out to get drunk, I mean you wouldnt go out to see if you could get sick in any other walk of life, for isntance I have never heard any one say "I am gonna go out to night shag as many birds as I can, and see if I can wake up with an STD"

You sound like a right laugh.

[Hughesie]

sherman said:

KrazyIvan said:

Do grown ups still go "out on the lash".

Never understand why people go out to get drunk, I mean you wouldnt go out to see if you could get sick in any other walk of life, for instance I have never heard any one say "I am gonna go out to night shag as many birds as I can, and see if I can wake up with an STD"

Never been on a stag night then ?

Or a night at Dirty Dicks with the PH regulars

[KrazyIvan]

Teebs said:

KrazyIvan said:

Do grown ups still go "out on the lash".

Never understand why people go out to get drunk, I mean you wouldnt go out to see if you could get sick in any other walk of life, for isntance I have never heard any one say "I am gonna go out to night shag as many birds as I can, and see if I can wake up with an STD"

You sound like a right laugh.

Sorry didnt realise getting pissed, throwing up, eating st food, shagging ugly birds, and then spending 48 hours in bed recovering, was they only way to have a laugh.

And yeah been on a few stag nights/weekends, and unlike most I can remember all of them and what I did and still enjoyed myself with my mates.

[IainT]

KrazyIvan said:

Do grown ups still go "out on the lash".

Never understand why people go out to get drunk

I suspect that, for most, that's a side effect of going out and drinking copius amounts rather than the aim. The aim is to have fun with your mates and be social.

I do find going out with the aim of getting completely bladdered to be a tad strange but my hangovers seem to last about 3 days now which is enough to put me off serious overindulgance.

[Sheets Tabuer]

A bit of whizz

[SVX]

17 pints of Guniness, a couple of large malts and a pie on the way home

Obviously the pie was off



To answer the OPs question, I find a stack of starchy carbs such as a couple of baked potatoes with lashings of cheese and butter, or a plate of spaghetti with pesto act as very serviceable stomach liners.

To the naysayers, going out and getting absolutely trousered is neither big nor clever, and doubly so on a school night - but is strangely satisfying.

[Teebs]

KrazyIvan said:

Teebs said:

KrazyIvan said:

Do grown ups still go "out on the lash".

Never understand why people go out to get drunk, I mean you wouldnt go out to see if you could get sick in any other walk of life, for isntance I have never heard any one say "I am gonna go out to night shag as many birds as I can, and see if I can wake up with an STD"

You sound like a right laugh.

Sorry didnt realise getting pissed, throwing up, eating st food, shagging ugly birds, and then spending 48 hours in bed recovering, was they only way to have a laugh.

And yeah been on a few stag nights/weekends, and unlike most I can remember all of them and what I did and still enjoyed myself with my mates.

Calm down dear.

[bouffy]

SVX said:

17 pints of Guniness, a couple of large malts and a pie on the way home

Obviously the pie was off

Poof. I once had 32 pints of Guinness in a particularly debauched drinking session with some Harlequins players.

[KrazyIvan]

Teebs said:

KrazyIvan said:

Teebs said:

KrazyIvan said:

Do grown ups still go "out on the lash".

Never understand why people go out to get drunk, I mean you wouldnt go out to see if you could get sick in any other walk of life, for isntance I have never heard any one say "I am gonna go out to night shag as many birds as I can, and see if I can wake up with an STD"

You sound like a right laugh.

Sorry didnt realise getting pissed, throwing up, eating st food, shagging ugly birds, and then spending 48 hours in bed recovering, was they only way to have a laugh.

And yeah been on a few stag nights/weekends, and unlike most I can remember all of them and what I did and still enjoyed myself with my mates.

Calm down dear.

Grow up

[MidlandDan84]

bouffy said:

SVX said:

17 pints of Guniness, a couple of large malts and a pie on the way home

Obviously the pie was off

Poof. I once had 32 pints of Guinness in a particularly debauched drinking session with some Harlequins players.

32 pints

[Plotloss]

48 hours recovering?

You get up, you get back on it.