What the hell is this?

[WorAl]

Just had this thing on my banister when going upstairs......so thought I best kill it.

It is just a clegg? (Horsefly)





ETA I did not scream and sorry about what appears to be a pube on the floor (it isn't really)

Edited by WorAl on Sunday 22 August 23:01

[Marf]

It's a deathfly. Seek medical attention.

[Bernard80]

Jeff Goldblum in disguise.

[The Riddler]

Just looks like a finger to me, most people have them.

[Animal]

It's a gheyfly, and you've just caught it.

[mitzy]

Evening sausage fingers

[drivin_me_nuts]

Its a scrotal reamer, genus Musca testiculus pusticulum. check your nether reasons for pitting, oozing and generalised itching. For best reassurance, douse in lighter fuel and ignight with a safety match.

[R1 Loon]

In my medical opinion I think it's dead.

You need to call Helivets

[The Riddler]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Its a scrotal reamer, genus Musca testiculus pusticulum. check your nether reasons for pitting, oozing and generalised itching. For best reassurance, douse in lighter fuel and ignight with a safety match.

Just to be clear, he does mean douse your nether regions and light.

Where do you think his user name came from, eh?

[Flintstone]

You bd! That's my best homing fly! It was released today and I was expecting it back in my fly loft tomorrow morning.

[WorAl]

Flintstone said:

You bd! That's my best homing fly! It was released today and I was expecting it back in my fly loft tomorrow morning.

Wasn't that good really, was it? It ended up dead, in my home.

[SeeFive]

It looks a bit like something that is called, believe it or not, a "Bot Fly". Something I have been whinging on elsewhere on here about trying to kill my wife's rabbit (no not the battery one, the other one).

[WorAl]

SeeFive said:

It looks a bit like something that is called, believe it or not, a "Bot Fly". Something I have been whinging on elsewhere on here about trying to kill my wife's rabbit (no not the battery one, the other one).

Don't think it was a Bot Fly.

Not sure it was a Horse Fly either, looked nothing like this.

[Jag-D]

Bernard80 said:

Jeff Goldblum in disguise.

[Flintstone]

WorAl said:

Flintstone said:

You bd! That's my best homing fly! It was released today and I was expecting it back in my fly loft tomorrow morning.

Wasn't that good really, was it? It ended up dead, in my home.

At least take the ring off its leg and post it back to me.

[Eric Mc]

Jag-D said:

Bernard80 said:

Jeff Goldblum in disguise.

Not Vincent Price then?

[Jag-D]

Eric Mc said:

Jag-D said:

Bernard80 said:

Jeff Goldblum in disguise.

Not Vincent Price then?

Hmmm could very well be

[MGZRod]

It's a McFly, it came from the future, but it died.

[Glassman]

Brundlefly and the wall covering looks like Anaglypta

[Bernard80]

Jag-D said:

Eric Mc said:

Jag-D said:

Bernard80 said:

Jeff Goldblum in disguise.

Not Vincent Price then?

Hmmm could very well be

No, given it was a joke and I am under 35.