If my dog was a car it would be...

[TheGoldOne]

... a Lotus Evora. Incredible agility and precision, great proportions, though not the fastest thing in a straight line, and expensive too (aka my six-month old working cocker spaniel, Scooter, who has already incurred over £500 of vet bills!).
How about everybody else?!

[thebigmacmoomin]

I have a cat rather than a dog. However, I recon that she is an american muscle car of some sort. Big, lazy & pretty to look at. She's 13 y.o, weights 5kg and sleeps a lot. She's cheap to run (only yearly vet checkups) so cant be to old a muscle car.

Edited by thebigmacmoomin on Tuesday 24th August 22:34

[Papa Hotel]

My lively and lovely Staffie, Poppy. She's a Ford Puma. Small, agile, kind face and a docile personality but wind her up and she's a bundle of fun.

[EDLT]

The USF1 car, because my dog doesn't exist!

[MGZRod]

An MX5, you see a guy with one, think hes gay, but have a play with it and realise its great fun!

The dog in question, lhasa apso puppy!

[anonymous-user]

Labrador: an old land rover defender.

Rather simple, goes anywhere, shrugs off accidents and injurys and a bit wiffy when its out in the rain.

[davepoth]

I like to think if my car was a dog it would be an arthritic German Shepherd. Still likes to have a run from time to time but is mostly content with plodding from the fire to the food bowl.

[v8will]

Rottweiler/Lab cross: JCB Backhoe, digs holes and buries stuff everywhere

[HalfMoon]

champ54321 said:

Labrador: an old land rover defender.

Rather simple, goes anywhere, shrugs off accidents and injurys and a bit wiffy when its out in the rain.

Was going to say that about my Springer + is happiest when half submerged in mud and muck!

[macp]

Our yorkie/jack russell cross {Rigsby} would be a lotus 340r but our miniature schnauzer {Archie} would be a Porsche 997 carrera 4

[Chewitt]

a Wartburg Knight

Edited by Chewitt on Tuesday 24th August 23:59

[RDMcG]

A Moskvitch 407. Its a Great Dane, dumb as a post, solid as a rock, as simple as can be, but its all heart.

[DennisTheMenace]

English Springer Spaniel , speed boat , cant keep the sodding thing out of rivers puddles etc ...

[Garlick]

Stolen. I don't have a dog.

Mrs wants a sausage dog, so I guess we'd have a stretched something or other.

[Loopyleesa]

I've got a Chihuahua, shes small and quirky..



So I think she would be...

[drivin_me_nuts]

Chewitt said:

a Wartburg Knight

Edited by Chewitt on Tuesday 24th August 23:59

that looks only a marginally sanitised photo of an alien giving birth. Did you deliberately buy ugly for sympathy?

[Stu R]

If it had to be a car, I dunno, A Focus RS or something. It's a springer spaniel, so medium sized I suppose, he eats and drinks like nobody's business, goes like the clappers, is a bit oafish, fun, cheap to buy and run, tough as old boots, and errrr handles like he's on revoknuckles.

I agree with the speedboat comment though

Edited by Stu R on Wednesday 25th August 08:13

[TommyBuoy]

Boxer Dog - Morgan Areo 8

At a distance looks good, but as you get closer you realise it's a bit odd at the back (docked tail) and distinctly cross eyed!

[flattotheboards]

I like to think of our dog; Scooby who is a Heinz 57 as a Monaro. Quite lazy however is quite quick when he can be arsed, consumes a lot and likes to wag his tail.

[TheGoldOne]

flattotheboards said:

I like to think of our dog; Scooby who is a Heinz 57 as a Monaro. Quite lazy however is quite quick when he can be arsed, consumes a lot and likes to wag his tail.

Wag his tail, I like that...