Forza jelly belly tag/race night.
Forza jelly belly tag/race night.
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Silverbullet767

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11,256 posts

235 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Following the 'success' of last nights fart about I've decided to organise a night of inappropriate cars and a few laughs.

Set provisionally for Tuesday the 31st of August at 8:30PM

The Rules will be as follows.

Cars : SUV's & Pickups*, must weigh over 4000lbs after modifications (e.g. Audi Q7, Dodge Ram, Jeep etc..
Tuning : All cars must have maximum ride height and softest suspension settings (including softest settings for anti-roll bars etc.) for jelly like handling, think bouncing pimp mobile levels of movement.
All engine modifications allowed, no aero modifications.

Random grid placement, collisions always on.

Comedy paints required, storefront or own paint, doesn't matter.

* ETA: The Volkswagen Touareg & Porsche Cayenne are not allowed, on account of the handling being too predictable (read, good)

I have a free tune available on the storefront for the Mercedes ML, probably the 'best' Jelly car, search for 'Pistonheads Jelly Belly ML' and you shoud find it.

Edited by Silverbullet767 on Wednesday 13th October 10:07

y2blade

56,318 posts

244 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Silverbullet767 said:
Following the 'success' of last nights fart about I've decided to organise a night of inappropriate cars and a few laughs.

Set provisionally for Tuesday the 31st of August at 8:30PM

The Rules will be as follows.

Cars : SUV's & Pickups, must weigh over 4000lbs after modifications (e.g. Audi Q7, Dodge Ram, Jeep etc..
Tuning : All cars must have maximum ride height and softest suspension settings (including softest settings for anti-roll bars etc.) for jelly like handling, think bouncing pimp mobile levels of movement.
All engine modifications allowed, no aero modifications.

Random grid placement, collisions always on.

Comedy paints required, storefront or own paint, doesn't matter.

'Races' will be as follows

1) Race: Laguna Seca - 4 Laps

2) Race: Road Atlanta - 4 Laps

3) Tag (Pass the IT): Iberian Circuit

4) Tag (Virus): Benchmark Ring Layout A

5) Tag (Keep the IT): Sidewinder Proving Gounds Layout C

No Prizes unless someone would be kind enough to donate.

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yes please

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Curry Burns Esq

5,620 posts

244 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Must re tune to get my Jeep to wheelie.

y2blade

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Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Curry Burns Esq said:
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Must re tune to get my Jeep to wheelie.
hehe


I don't think I'll be able to get my Q7 to wheelie though

Edited by y2blade on Wednesday 25th August 11:04

Silverbullet767

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235 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Christ, 1 and 3 minute replys, quiet day at the office is it?? hehe

Edited by Silverbullet767 on Wednesday 25th August 11:05

Richard S

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Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Last night was too funny, so count me in for this.

GT Kodiak

2,907 posts

208 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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I'd love to try this but it's borrowed time as the baby's due on saturday, so I'd love to be first reserve?

Curry Burns Esq

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Wednesday 25th August 2010
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GT Kodiak said:
I'd love to try this but it's borrowed time as the baby's due on saturday, so I'd love to be first reserve?
Just shove her in a Taxi and tell you'll be there once you've finished.

GT Kodiak

2,907 posts

208 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Curry Burns Esq said:
GT Kodiak said:
I'd love to try this but it's borrowed time as the baby's due on saturday, so I'd love to be first reserve?
Just shove her in a Taxi and tell you'll be there once you've finished.
I can't realy pass up the oppertunity to drive like a Lunatic with the excuse of:

Copper: "Pull Over!"

Me: "She's Giving Birth! Escort us or get the fk out my way!!" driving

Need for Speed will have nothing on traversing "The Magic Roundabout" at speed hehe

TEKNOPUG

20,466 posts

234 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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No work for me on Wednesday so sounds like a bit of a laugh

Muz_Wez

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231 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Sounds a great laugh, didn't know last night was happening so gutted I missed it. Count me in thumbup

sidaorb

5,595 posts

235 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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What class? I'm building a special for the 1st person who says yes?

Curry Burns Esq

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244 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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sidaorb said:
What class? I'm building a special for the 1st person who says yes?
Why not join in yourself dude...it's all just for fun anyway.

sidaorb

5,595 posts

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Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Would love to but working 4pm - 1am today frown

Curry Burns Esq

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244 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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sidaorb said:
Would love to but working 4pm - 1am today frown
It's not till next tuesday mate.

Silverbullet767

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Wednesday 25th August 2010
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sidaorb said:
What class? I'm building a special for the 1st person who says yes?
Any class really, they mostly go to S class. this isn't serious racing though! It's first over the line by any means.

ETA: if you want to impede others by going the wrong way, that's up to you! Friendly taps and full on ramming is OK too. Whatever gets you over the line.

Edited by Silverbullet767 on Wednesday 25th August 14:53

FeatherZ

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225 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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y2blade

56,318 posts

244 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Silverbullet767 said:
sidaorb said:
What class? I'm building a special for the 1st person who says yes?
Any class really, they mostly go to S class. this isn't serious racing though! It's first over the line by any means.

ETA: if you want to impede others by going the wrong way, that's up to you! Friendly taps and full on ramming is OK too. Whatever gets you over the line.

Edited by Silverbullet767 on Wednesday 25th August 14:53
...can't wait biggrin

chunkychucky

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Wednesday 25th August 2010
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sidaorb

5,595 posts

235 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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This is only B class and it lifts wheels under throttle!

TBR Jelly Belly