Foul behaviour by truck driver

[parakitaMol.]

Driving along the 217 at Banstead at lunchtime today. Stopped at temporary traffic lights in a small queue of traffic, a truck driver about 2 vehicles ahead jumps out of his cab, rolls up his trouser leg, pulls out his dick and has a pee against the wheel of his truck.

What an utterly bizarre thing to do. There are plenty of fuel stations and places to stop along there and it wasn't even busy. What a strange look-at-me-I'm-pissing freak.

[XG332]

Time is money.

[Justayellowbadge]

parakitaMol. said:

rolls up his trouser leg

That's the bit I don't get.

Was he some kind of Masonic Grand Wizzer?

[K87]

Cooling the brakes?

[KrazyIvan]

parakitaMol said:

rolls up his trouser leg, pulls out his dick and has a pee against the wheel of his truck.

WTF fook, he rolled up his trouser leg to get his cock out for a pee............must be a big man

Edited by KrazyIvan on Wednesday 25th August 13:56

[Dakkon]

Depends I thought it was legal that a man can urinate in public, only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle. Only on your own car.

Or something like that?

[parakitaMol.]

Justayellowbadge said:

parakitaMol. said:

rolls up his trouser leg

That's the bit I don't get.

Was he some kind of Masonic Grand Wizzer?

That's why it was particularly strange. Seeing him jump out of the cab, my first thought was 'oh no, he's broken down and we're now stuck in a roadworks/contraflow queue'... then he starts to roll up his jogging pant leg up to his thigh and you wonder what on earth he's doing.... I really wasn't expecting to see see him pull his dick out though.

Most unwelcome sight indeed - I need mind bleach and a bath of kittens.

[Marf]

parakitaMol. said:

Most unwelcome sight indeed - I need mind bleach and a bath of kittens.

What if one of the kittens pees on you?

[Cotty]

XG332 said:

Time is money.

I thought a lot of them just peed into a bottle without stopping

[paulmurr]

Cotty said:

XG332 said:

Time is money.

I thought a lot of them just peed into a bottle without stopping

Trucker's Tizer.

[XG332]

straight out the window,

[Famous Graham]

Maybe he used to have a PA and didn't want to get random splashback on his trousers.

But was quite happy to get it on his leg.

Bizarre.

[Cara van Man]

Did you notice if he had been circumcised?

It makes all the difference.

[TuxRacer]

Yeah, but what happens after they've chucked all their bottles, full of piss, out the window?

[philthy]

Cotty said:

XG332 said:

Time is money.

I thought a lot of them just peed into a bottle without stopping

Nope, imagine trying to piss in a bottle while you are driving?
The bottles get used at night normally. Why some of us don't dispose of them nicely is an embarassment.
You're spot on with the rolling the trouser leg up bit though, we are all hung like donkeys.



I usually just hang mine out of the window to take a piss

Seriously, you can take a piss, anyone can, but IIRC, it should not be lewdly, openly, or likely to offend ?
This guy is almost certainly in breach of the public order act.

[Jerwatt]

At a set of lights they get out, roll up a trouser leg and pee against the truck - obviously.

[GreenDog]

Apparently Lenor (other fabric softeners are available) bottles are popular because of the wide neck. Also useful on camping trips when you don't want to walk to the toilet block in the night

[anonymous-user]

Did he have his eyes closed or open?

[philthy]

GreenDog said:

Apparently Lenor (other fabric softeners are available) bottles are popular because of the wide neck. Also useful on camping trips when you don't want to walk to the toilet block in the night

Sunny delight was/is popular for this reason, the only drawback was having to drink the fking stuff before you could use the bottle

[Cara van Man]

parakitaMol. said:

Driving along the 217 at Banstead at lunchtime today.

Were you coming or going?