The art of finding a destination
The art of finding a destination
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Papa Hotel

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12,760 posts

211 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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When I was a boy, I was always amazed by the way my dad seemed to know how to get everywhere. There was no way he could have known every road and every town in Northern Ireland... but he did! Any trip we made to Scotland or England had me in awe of his magical abilities.

Then I learnt how to read maps and roadsigns myself and I discovered the magic behind finding a destination, not so magical really, just the ability to think.

My sister-in-law's sister-in-law was looking after my nephew today, he was then to be left with my wife and I this evening while his mother gets drunk. This woman lives no more than 400 yards from my wife and me but still needed directions. Then when she thought she was around the corner called on her mobile for final directions and was 400 yards further away than when she started. This woman has lived in the same area of this city for well over 30 years and can't find a house a stone's throw away. I've lived in Edinburgh 2 years and for me it's easy... Find the main road you want, find the road off that that leads to the right area, find the street, find the house.

Has satnav really killed off the art of fkING JUST FINDING SOMEWHERE WITHOUT MINDLESSLY FOLLOWING SOME fkING ROBOT VOICE ORDERING YOU TO TURN RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE INSTEAD OF LEFT YOU fkING BRAINDEAD !!

Silent1

19,762 posts

264 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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0/10 you failed to provide a tittle or a title.

Papa Hotel

Original Poster:

12,760 posts

211 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Silent1 said:
0/10 you failed to provide a tittle or a title.
I did but it somehow got lost when I previewed it in PH mobile.

frosted

3,549 posts

206 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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It's just women !

Ry_B

2,256 posts

230 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Women can't do directions, one of their many down sides.

mblade123

533 posts

221 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Oh I dont know.
Maybe 5/10 due to it building up to a nice crescendo hehe

Laurel Green

31,126 posts

261 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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I'd say 'tis more a form of autism than anything else - perhaps with a tad of blindness thrown in. yes

Puddenchucker

5,853 posts

247 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Papa Hotel said:
This woman lives no more than 400 yards from my wife and me but still needed directions.
She's driving only 400 yards?

supersingle

3,205 posts

248 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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I'm lost. Can someone direct me to the top of this page please.

Papa Hotel

Original Poster:

12,760 posts

211 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Puddenchucker said:
Papa Hotel said:
This woman lives no more than 400 yards from my wife and me but still needed directions.
She's driving only 400 yards?
Aye but I'll forgive it due to her having 2 kids of her own and this one. Two buggies wouldn't be easy.

mblade123

533 posts

221 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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My sister in Law could get lost in a fking lift

Papa Hotel

Original Poster:

12,760 posts

211 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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supersingle said:
I'm lost. Can someone direct me to the top of this page please.
click here

supersingle

3,205 posts

248 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Papa Hotel said:
supersingle said:
I'm lost. Can someone direct me to the top of this page please.
click here
You total bd! hehe

Ken Sington

3,964 posts

267 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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mblade123 said:
My sister in Law could get lost in a fking lift
Mine wouldn't be able to find a lift in the first place