Half wit relatives
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Do we all have them?
My nephew's girfriend and the mother of his sprog: kid is dirty, house is a tip, she is in bed half the day and pi55ed the other half and social services at her door every 10 minutes. On Facebook telling people which cafe she is eating at for breakfast every day (which is actually lunch by then), which new all singing and dancing phone she is buying, how drunk she is, how she has no money for fags and it is the benefirs office's fault. No sign of looking for work, celebrating having been been given too much change by the girl at the local garage when buying scratch cards. f
king worthless, useless bh.
My father in laws brother. Now in his 70's but on retirement spunked, drank and smoked £50k redundancy and compo up the wall within a few years and stayed in his council house, was then back on benefits. Didn't put enough aside to mend his cooker so him and his wife were living out of the microwave until my father in law (also a pensioner) bought him a new one.
I want a cull of st relatives.
My nephew's girfriend and the mother of his sprog: kid is dirty, house is a tip, she is in bed half the day and pi55ed the other half and social services at her door every 10 minutes. On Facebook telling people which cafe she is eating at for breakfast every day (which is actually lunch by then), which new all singing and dancing phone she is buying, how drunk she is, how she has no money for fags and it is the benefirs office's fault. No sign of looking for work, celebrating having been been given too much change by the girl at the local garage when buying scratch cards. f
king worthless, useless bh.My father in laws brother. Now in his 70's but on retirement spunked, drank and smoked £50k redundancy and compo up the wall within a few years and stayed in his council house, was then back on benefits. Didn't put enough aside to mend his cooker so him and his wife were living out of the microwave until my father in law (also a pensioner) bought him a new one.
I want a cull of s
t relatives.Edited by Four Cofffee on Thursday 26th August 15:36
My cousins son actually believes "not pretend like, actually" he is from the 1800'S.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Scott330ci said:
My cousins son actually believes "not pretend like, actually" he is from the 1800'S.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Excellent. He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Scott330ci said:
My cousins son actually believes "not pretend like, actually" he is from the 1800'S.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Do you have a nickname for him? I feel a new thread coming on...He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Skipppy said:
Scott330ci said:
My cousins son actually believes "not pretend like, actually" he is from the 1800'S.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Excellent. He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Apart from the mental illness, obviously.
Scott330ci said:
My cousins son actually believes "not pretend like, actually" he is from the 1800'S.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
He sounds like a can short of a 6 pack? Yes.He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Not blood relatives to me, but the offspring of my stepmother (children she had before she met my dad) are a complete waste of space. Allowing them to breathe is already too much, IMHO.
The daughter: she's now about 36 or 37. She's spent so much time in prison, it's unbelievable. She became a Heroin addict whilst there. Did rehab. Failed. Did rehab again. Failed, etc.... she's also a hooker in the Bournemouth area. BEWARE! She's scum.
She also has a daughter who's only just 16 and already has 2 children of her own. Absolute shower of s
te, the lot of them. I feel sorry for my Dad, and understand why he's such a grumpy
now. Why he married that woman I'll never, ever understand.Sorry, as you were ....
PaulHogan said:
Scott330ci said:
My cousins son actually believes "not pretend like, actually" he is from the 1800'S.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Do you have a nickname for him? I feel a new thread coming on...He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Scott330ci said:
My cousins son actually believes "not pretend like, actually" he is from the 1800'S.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Did your cousin used to be a boxer by any chance? Perhaps with a thpeech impediment?He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Neil H said:
Scott330ci said:
My cousins son actually believes "not pretend like, actually" he is from the 1800'S.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Did your cousin used to be a boxer by any chance? Perhaps with a thpeech impediment?He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Scott330ci said:
My cousins son actually believes "not pretend like, actually" he is from the 1800'S.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
He didn't go the the festival of speed this year at all did he? He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Might have seen him with a monocle.
Scott330ci said:
My cousins son actually believes "not pretend like, actually" he is from the 1800'S.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Was he at the Rolls Royce SS last sunday?He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
I should expand on this...
There was a kid there wearing a funny stripy suit with a cane and a monocle (sp) and slicked hair!! I thought it was a little strange
Edited by twiglove on Thursday 26th August 16:08
GF's brother, no work, dropped out of college, sponges off his mother, she buys him a car, he spends all the money he is given on a girl who only calls him when she needs a lift. totals the car, gets a st one.
decides he needs to start earning money, sets starts website design services, creates a site for a customer, the customer doesn't pay and there are no contracts. Goes to uni, drops out.
his latest fad is car tuning... by tuning I mean instlaling ebay tat and mods on his peers' st cars...
Sounds like the usual attention span hyperactivity of an 18 year old, only he is 24.
t one.decides he needs to start earning money, sets starts website design services, creates a site for a customer, the customer doesn't pay and there are no contracts. Goes to uni, drops out.
his latest fad is car tuning... by tuning I mean instlaling ebay tat and mods on his peers' s
t cars...Sounds like the usual attention span hyperactivity of an 18 year old, only he is 24.
My uncle 
Had really good jobs in civil engineering for years, working on major projects in Nigeria, Malaysia and Dubai (when money was plentiful). Spunked it all and ended up moving to OZ where his sister had emigrated to. Kept writing begging letters to my disabled father asking for money to put (rental) deposit on houses... Total waster!
My cousin (son of the aunt in Oz) came to England for a sporting event, couldn't even be bothered to travel 10 miles to visit the family he hadn't seen for many years because it would cut into his 'bar time'... Cretin!
Had really good jobs in civil engineering for years, working on major projects in Nigeria, Malaysia and Dubai (when money was plentiful). Spunked it all and ended up moving to OZ where his sister had emigrated to. Kept writing begging letters to my disabled father asking for money to put (rental) deposit on houses... Total waster!My cousin (son of the aunt in Oz) came to England for a sporting event, couldn't even be bothered to travel 10 miles to visit the family he hadn't seen for many years because it would cut into his 'bar time'... Cretin!
Scott330ci said:
My cousins son actually believes "not pretend like, actually" he is from the 1800'S.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
He sounds brilliant. Please furnish uis with further details, pictures, etchings, etc etc.He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Scott330ci said:
My cousins son actually believes "not pretend like, actually" he is from the 1800'S.
He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
Is his name Dorian? He took my nan to asda wearing a three peice suit in 30oC on a bus. When my nan asked him why doesn't he take his jacket off he replied "Thou shalt bare his naked arm to a lady"?
He has a cane. He is 22.
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