do people still learn to park a car properly??
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i cant believe how many tw@ts cant park a car straight.
i nearly had my car hit by some dozy bint in a battered blue fester today,not only could she not reverse but she couldnt even get the car into her own goddamn parking bay and ended up partly on mine!...i had to get in through the passenger side of the car she parked so close.
i told her i would "bring a f*****g can opener" to get back in my car next time.
whats more,when i got home this morning from work (0730) i couldnt get into my garage because some brainless c*** in a silver rover (tartan rug on rear shelf and cuddly toys all over the place....but it defo wasnt pwig's old one!) had decided to block my garage and the garage next to mine as there were no spaces in the residents carpark for his sh*tter....i waited for him to go to his car and warned him that his car will be 'dragged across the f*****g carpark with extreme prejudice' and that i will sue him for any damage caused to my car whilst removing his if he does it again,as he is illegally parking on double yellow lines!
i pointed out that it was the 2nd time in a week he's done it and this was his first and last warning.
feckin tw@s.....they need a kick up the arse every now and again.
i wish i was still talking to an old work collegue,he would have collected them for a laugh and took them down to foulness island.....taxi fare from westcliff has to be around £25-30,then there is his time and fuel ontop of that too....and thats only if they can get quinetic (mod security) to let them onto the island anyway or else they are shafted!
sorry about that......but do they still teach nobbers and numpties how to park??
>>> Edited by cortinaman on Saturday 27th March 00:06
i nearly had my car hit by some dozy bint in a battered blue fester today,not only could she not reverse but she couldnt even get the car into her own goddamn parking bay and ended up partly on mine!...i had to get in through the passenger side of the car she parked so close.
i told her i would "bring a f*****g can opener" to get back in my car next time.
whats more,when i got home this morning from work (0730) i couldnt get into my garage because some brainless c*** in a silver rover (tartan rug on rear shelf and cuddly toys all over the place....but it defo wasnt pwig's old one!) had decided to block my garage and the garage next to mine as there were no spaces in the residents carpark for his sh*tter....i waited for him to go to his car and warned him that his car will be 'dragged across the f*****g carpark with extreme prejudice' and that i will sue him for any damage caused to my car whilst removing his if he does it again,as he is illegally parking on double yellow lines!
i pointed out that it was the 2nd time in a week he's done it and this was his first and last warning.
feckin tw@s.....they need a kick up the arse every now and again.
i wish i was still talking to an old work collegue,he would have collected them for a laugh and took them down to foulness island.....taxi fare from westcliff has to be around £25-30,then there is his time and fuel ontop of that too....and thats only if they can get quinetic (mod security) to let them onto the island anyway or else they are shafted!
sorry about that......but do they still teach nobbers and numpties how to park??
>>> Edited by cortinaman on Saturday 27th March 00:06
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