Friday Caption Competition

[Mr Trophy]

[bob1179]

"Run ya bd! You have ten seconds until we release the dogs!"

[kelk]

Ooh that deep heat coated butt plug that Mandelson gave me is really kicking in now. I'll get away with it if I just keep my cool

[grumbledoak]

Uh-oh, I think that taxpayer has spotted me.

[lazyitus]

Mr Trophy said:

Still trying to run the fking country, Gordon? Let it lie.

[Laurel Green]

Running late for the Lib-Dem photo-shoot.

[Animal]

They'll smell that in about five seconds...

[OlberJ]

"Aye, but have you seen my moonwalk? It's a belter"

[kelk]

"You've heard of the credit crunch, I call this the butt munch"

[Hammerhead]

"Hi ho, hi ho,
it's off to work the benefits office I go.."

[Huff]

Pretending he leans to the left Gordon is promptly overcome with nausea.

[Skii]

Labour campaign procedures Rule 108

"In the event of encountering a voter who has not been thoroughly screened beforehand... RUN"

[C8PPO]

"Not another one of those bigots? I'm off......."

[Mexic0]

She has a strap on lets run like the wind lads.

[Poledriver]

un lads, or we'll miss the last train to Hell!

[Nicholas Blair]

" God, it's that bigoted woman again"

[Flook]

"Mr Brown is in the departure lounge"

[mightymouse]

What was in that curry ???????

[anonymous-user]

"fk it, i'm off before those silly scots realise i really dont give a fk about them, or my own country"

[nobodyknows]

what, Camerons on holiday, if I'm quick I can sneak back in while he's not there & it'll all be alright again