PH Chain Reaction

[Slinky]

After hearing the chain reaction on radio 4 earlier, I thought we should have one on PH..

Simple concept, I'll ask a question, first person to respond should answer that question and pose one of their own, next poster does the same, and so on, ad inifitum..

So, if you're game, I'll ask the first question..

What is your favourite childhood memory?

[mybrainhurts]

bks..

Did I win..?

[Mazda Baiter]

Driving the Go-Kart my Dad built for me.

What is the last thing you laughed at?

[Fun Bus]

MBH's response.

What are you doing this weekend?

[lucebayjack]

Not listening to radio 4,

Should i put a v8 or Rover t16 turbo into my mgb?

[Phil Dicky]

V8,

why do i drink too much on Fridays

[Rach*]

It's Gin Friday!


Who were the last band you saw live?

[eldar]

Phil Dicky said:

V8,

why do i drink too much on Fridays

Because its Friday.

Do piles hurt?

[TotalControl]

Yes

How long can threadworms grow to?

[f1dget]

This long.

Why are we here?

Edited by f1dget on Friday 27th August 22:00

[Penny-lope]

TotalControl said:

How long can threadworms grow to?

2-13mm in length

Should I bury my son's gerbil, or just stick it in the bin?

[TotalControl]

Bin.

Will fire get rid of a Gerbil?

[Don]

Depends. If it's alive it will frighten it off for sure. If it's dead enough of it will cremate it. Basic key to this is enough fire in either case and then the answer is "yes".

<reggie perrin>Why are Lions?</reggie perrin>

[Mazda Baiter]

They have to be or they don't freeze.


Do crabs think humans walk sideways?

[killsta]

Only when they're drunk.

What time should I go to bed if I need to go to work for 8am?

[working class]

07:58

Should I stick 3 or 4 fingers up my bum whilst masturbating in a bit?

[Steamer]

A. No - lego bricks are much more fun + you can leave them in if your job is boring.

Q. are girls with tattoos more fun - or more mental?

[TotalControl]

Gahhh! Too slow!!!

Edited by TotalControl on Friday 27th August 22:25

[TotalControl]

Steamer said:

A. No - lego bricks are much more fun + you can leave them in if your job is boring.

Q. are girls with tattoos more fun - or more mental?

Mental.

What do maggots taste like?

[killsta]

Chicken.


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