Shoe Stretchers...can I do this?
Shoe Stretchers...can I do this?
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no1special

Original Poster:

1,026 posts

208 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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I bought a pair of size 7 shoes because they were the only size left and were reduced from £180 to £45.
Problem is, I'm size 8.
I can get them on, but walk like those Chinese kids with binded feet.
Will a shoe stretcher stretch them to size 8, or shall I just give the shoes to my small-footed friend?
The shoes are Paul Smith leather ones, by the way.
Cheers All
N1S

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

273 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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rofl

Plotloss

67,280 posts

301 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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Yes, I would have thought you can do that because all shoe manufacturers standardise around a size 3 fabrication process and simply stretch their shoes into the various sizes of feet that people have.

It's essentially an elaborate VAT scam.

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

281 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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Yep - go to Clarks, for example, and they only actually have 3 different pairs of shoes; size 4, size 7, size 10. When a customer asks, for example, for a size 9 they simply up-stretch the 7.

Ergo, their manufacturing costs are far more efficient.

anonymous-user

85 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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I call bks on this, and suggest the OP is merely having a jape at our expense

Flintstone

8,644 posts

278 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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Have another rofl



"Look, (ouch) look (ouch). I've (oooh) saved (aah) £135 (ouch). Anyone (aaah) know (eeeh) a good (ouch) chiropodist?".


biggrin

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

273 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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Remember putting crisp packets in the oven?

When Loony buys shoes, he gets a size 3 and then after 6 minutes at gas mark 5 they fit.

dilbert

7,741 posts

262 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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Certainly sir.... I can sell you a professional shoe stretcher for £2500. It's reduced to £1000 to clear.
Do you have a credit card?


e-Bay is your friend

Edited by dilbert on Tuesday 31st August 15:11

bigandclever

14,414 posts

269 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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Far too much effort, all you need is a Brannock Device and a lump hammer.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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Cut your toe nails.

Adenauer

18,982 posts

267 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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No problem, n1s, as has already been pointed out there are actually only a few base sizes and the shops stretch them when they arrive from the factory, still warm, and then place them on the appropriate shelf to cure.

I've probably only had about ten pairs of shoes in the last 25 years and I'm 47 years old. My Dad taught me how to do them and now I just warm them up in the oven when I get back from the shop, (150°c for about an hour on fan or 180°c normal), then insert the stretchers and leave them overnight in the fridge. Saved me thousands of pounds over the years, I reckon.

alfa pint

3,856 posts

242 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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My missus has size 9 feet. Most women's shoes stop at size 8. So we used an industrial sander to trim the tops of her toes down and now she's very happy.

no1special

Original Poster:

1,026 posts

208 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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My friend will be very pleased with his nice, new FREE shoes.
You bds.

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

281 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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Yep - the home way of doing it works absolutely fine too yes

It means that when you buy shoes, you don't need to buy ones that actually fit, just buy expensive ones that are cheap.

no1special

Original Poster:

1,026 posts

208 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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Flintstone said:
Have another rofl



"Look, (ouch) look (ouch). I've (oooh) saved (aah) £135 (ouch). Anyone (aaah) know (eeeh) a good (ouch) chiropodist?".


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Do you know, that's pretty much exactly how it went when I showed my GF.
I now realise what a tt I've been.
I'm actually laughing now.
rofl

no1special

Original Poster:

1,026 posts

208 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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TonyHetherington said:
Yep - the home way of doing it works absolutely fine too yes

It means that when you buy shoes, you don't need to buy ones that actually fit, just buy expensive ones that are cheap.
Yep - I get the message! wink
What are the chances of getting this thread removed, Sir?
smile

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

281 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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I can sticky it if you like? smile

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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There more chance you you finding a pair of Paul smith shoes in a size 8

Edited by sleep envy on Tuesday 31st August 15:21

no1special

Original Poster:

1,026 posts

208 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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TonyHetherington said:
I can sticky it if you like? smile
If you do that, I'll get my Mum to write an email telling you how upset this has made me, just like that other fella did a few months back when he was being cyber-bullied
wink

Gun

13,432 posts

249 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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Do you need to keep your toes OP??