This Isn't Albania

[David87]

I found out today that Albanians have been seen to be taking ducks out of Central Park in Chelmsford to kill and eat. What on Earth are they playing at? This isn't Albania. Go home!
That is all.

[eldar]

Freshly caught wild duck is an Albanian delicacy, particularly for the feast of St. Fizstula (4th September). The equivalent of Albanian christmas.

They'll all be sitting round the telly, watching reruns of Norman Wisdom and King Zog's festive speeches, drinking too much plotzy.

The ducks will be safe in a couple of days.

[Puggit]

Eastern Europeans have been well known to take (the Queen's) swans too

[anonymous-user]

Bloody foreigners!

[Jasandjules]

Methinks we are too kind to visitors to our green and pleasant land.

[grumbledoak]

While it would be intersting to see if anyone will enforce the laws regarding Swans, are wild ducks protected at all?

[Pothole]

http://www.powhillonfarm.co.uk/acts/acts1981/Wildl...

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

The canals of London are lined with Polskies hauling fish from the water, and no, they don't weigh them and put them back. And you can bet your bottom dollar they don't have a licence (or should that be licenski?). fk offski!

[Poledriver]

Need to eat ducks... No can find potato, is sad!

[grumbledoak]

Poledriver said:

Need to eat ducks... No can find potato, is sad!

Die. Like the 'joke' does. Every time.

[bigandclever]

tabloidwatch puts a different spin on it

http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2010/03/migrants...

Who knows who is correct?

[_Batty_]

i've been to Albania.
it is hot.

HTH
Matt

[Tsippy]

David87 said:

I found out today that Albanians have been seen to be taking ducks out of Central Park in Chelmsford to kill and eat. What on Earth are they playing at? This isn't Albania. Go home!
That is all.

have you seen the price of duck in the supermarkets? I don't blame them

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Tsippy said:

David87 said:

I found out today that Albanians have been seen to be taking ducks out of Central Park in Chelmsford to kill and eat. What on Earth are they playing at? This isn't Albania. Go home!
That is all.

have you seen the price of duck in the supermarkets? I don't blame them

Then they should eat potato...

[grumbledoak]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Then they should eat potato...

Right, that's you on the list, too.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

grumbledoak said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Then they should eat potato...

Right, that's you on the list, too.

Oh, not another one!

[havoc]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Tsippy said:

David87 said:

I found out today that Albanians have been seen to be taking ducks out of Central Park in Chelmsford to kill and eat. What on Earth are they playing at? This isn't Albania. Go home!
That is all.

have you seen the price of duck in the supermarkets? I don't blame them

Then they should eat potato...

Albania have potato? Latvia must send soldiers to invade Albania...at least then soldiers will stop raping daughter.

[grumbledoak]

havoc said:

Albania have potato?

I'm not short of paper, here.

[Pothole]

musclecarmad said:

anyone watch that highway cops programme tonight.

we had the somalian that lied
we had the nigerian that lied
we had the asian that lied

we get all the foreigners and a lot of them don't seem to know how to tell the truth or abide by the law.

highway cops?

[PD9]

WOW! This country really has goin tits up!