Oh, the irony...
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Bob Fossil

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954 posts

268 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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I spotted a bumper sticker in the back of an knackered-looking Peugeot 406 coming down the M1 this morning... it read:

"Don't be a dummy, pull back - Baby on Board" (see what they've done there? It even had a picture of a dummy on it for the hard of thinking).

So, I pull alongside to see that there is, indeed, a baby on board. Get a bit further forward... and...

the driver is smoking.

Still, I suppose the baby will get to enjoy a long and fruitful life of lung problems, rather than being killed young in a tailgating inspired fireball...


Jasandjules

72,589 posts

258 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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A woman the other day with a "baby on board" sticker pulled out on me (in an NSL), when it was raining quite heavily, and when I was about 150 yards away. That was fun even with ABS and Traction control. But at least she continued her "safe" journey by travelling at only 35mph in the NSL...

homerjay

1,249 posts

254 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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women and pensioners have cheaper car insurance because they dont have accidents, yes?


but they cause more accidents than anyone else, with there dithering driving, having absolutly no idea whats going on around them and total disreguard for other road users.