Whale. Blown up with explosives.
Whale. Blown up with explosives.
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Don

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28,378 posts

314 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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No. Not the classic internet story. (Which was real, BTW). A new one.

Whale Put To Death With Explosives

Read the comments. Some people are seriously fukked in the head.


DangerousMike

11,327 posts

222 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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i was reading a fishing thread on there the other day. apparently the best methods are a quick whack on the head, or stick your finger in its mouth and twist its 'neck'. explosive seem a bit like overkill.

Don

Original Poster:

28,378 posts

314 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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DangerousMike said:
i was reading a fishing thread on there the other day. apparently the best methods are a quick whack on the head, or stick your finger in its mouth and twist its 'neck'. explosive seem a bit like overkill.
They only recommend explosives if the whale is over 26 feet long apparently. I expect whacking a thirty foot whale on the head with anything less than four sticks of dynamite is fairly ineffective...

Scraggles

7,619 posts

254 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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twisting a neck that is 5 foot across is futile

like the idea of explosives, whale might not have known a lot, so failry quick

69 coupe

2,459 posts

241 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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[MobyDick]Thar she blows[/MobyDick]

SimonD

486 posts

311 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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Jasandjules

72,622 posts

259 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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At least it will have been quick for the whale.

ellroy

7,846 posts

255 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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Now if all animals were 'put to sleep' this way I may have to retrain as a vet. Previous experience in the Sappers must surely help.

There there Mrs Miggins tiddles won't feel a thing.

BANG! SPLAT!

V88Dicky

7,373 posts

213 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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So what do you do if the whale is only 25'6"? confused

DangerousMike

11,327 posts

222 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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the suicide rate amongst whales of small stature is higher.

ellroy

7,846 posts

255 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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V88Dicky said:
So what do you do if the whale is only 25'6"? confused
Use less explosives.

shakotan

10,862 posts

226 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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SimonD said:
Reminds you?

REMINDS YOU!?

The OP mentioned it in his post, FFS!

SimonD

486 posts

311 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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shakotan said:
SimonD said:
Reminds you?

REMINDS YOU!?

The OP mentioned it in his post, FFS!
Well done,

The OPs link was about a whale in Perth 2 weeks ago. Mine was about a whale years and years ago where they used to much C4 by accident.

mrmr96

13,736 posts

234 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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SimonD said:
shakotan said:
SimonD said:
Reminds you?

REMINDS YOU!?

The OP mentioned it in his post, FFS!
Well done,

The OPs link was about a whale in Perth 2 weeks ago. Mine was about a whale years and years ago where they used to much C4 by accident.
:whooshparrot:
Don said:
No. Not the classic internet story. (Which was real, BTW).

Dan_1981

18,105 posts

229 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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SimonD said:
shakotan said:
SimonD said:
Reminds you?

REMINDS YOU!?

The OP mentioned it in his post, FFS!
Well done,

The OPs link was about a whale in Perth 2 weeks ago. Mine was about a whale years and years ago where they used to much C4 by accident.
Origional commentry is most amusing....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtVSzU20ZGk

Pesty

42,655 posts

286 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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V88Dicky said:
So what do you do if the whale is only 25'6"? confused
Same thing you do if its anything between 20' and 26'










Lie

Getragdogleg

10,237 posts

213 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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samantha walters said:
Yesterday 02:28 That is evil its a whale a living creatchere and you are hurting them so what if it was ill it could have died peicefully without you blowing it up leave our animals alone
Wow, just wow.

Pesty

42,655 posts

286 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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didn't one blow up all on its oen in Japan or somwhere like that spreying onlookers with whale guts smile

not japan

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/

Edited by Pesty on Friday 3rd September 17:26

stackmonkey

5,084 posts

279 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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  • sings*
Whale meat again, don't when, f**king everywhere....

  • stops singing*

Killer2005

20,614 posts

258 months

Friday 3rd September 2010
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SimonD said:
A whale?