I work at Tesco and I drew the short straw

[mybrainhurts]

Who drew the short straw, then...?


Sorry for the craps pics, not crash hot with this covert malarkey...

[ff5317]

If that's the short straw how long were the others?

[Alfachick]

Chavsda have a similar thing where a person walks around the queues at the checkout with a pointy finger on a stick with a slogan of "space here".

Quite a good idea but poor person. HA!

[ShadownINja]

ff5317 said:

If that's the short straw how long were the others?

Very good.

[NoNeed]

So that's what happens when you threaten your mother with a sword

[NiceCupOfTea]

You get a better class of helper in Waitrose.

[Steamer]

Is that a real Tescos or just a mock-up training ground?! I've been in aircraft hangers that look more like a supermarket!

[mybrainhurts]

It's real. Won an award for its design.

[DamianBPhoto]

I work at Tesco, I've lucky enough have never been asked todo this, but you should hear half the stuff some customer come and ask for help with!

It's not all that bad though. I get made the photographer for special events and I get free booze and sweets for it. Hot dogs and cup cakes next time around .

As for that Tesco... Is that the "green" Tesco?

[Biker's Nemesis]

Have you got... You know... any pictures of women bending down in the freezer section?

[Wacky Racer]

Alfachick said:

Chavsda have a similar thing where a person walks around the queues at the checkout with a pointy finger on a stick with a slogan of "space here".

Quite a good idea but poor person. HA!

ffs!

[ff5317]

Wacky Racer said:

Alfachick said:

Chavsda have a similar thing where a person walks around the queues at the checkout with a pointy finger on a stick with a slogan of "space here".

Quite a good idea but poor person. HA!

ffs!

That's pointing the wrong way.

[Mojooo]

Having done 6 years at tesco there is one fact every employee will leave with the knowledge of

a large number of customers are morons - complete and utter fkwits


therefore they really do need pointing towards empty tills. at tesco they have a green light to show that a till is open, they would probably be better off adding a new light.sign that signifies when the till is free, although that would rely on cashiers making themselves available for customers, so may not always work!

[Sheets Tabuer]

So.....

While you were out taking pictures of men did you find any bargains?

[mybrainhurts]

Sheets Tabuer said:

So.....

While you were out taking pictures of men did you find any bargains?

They don't sell men...

[maniac0796]

I think the 'wall' behind you drew the short straw. It wasn't even good enough to stack shelves on.

[mybrainhurts]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Have you got... You know... any pictures of women bending down in the freezer section?

Shhhhh....they'll all want one

[hyperblue]

Steamer said:

Is that a real Tescos or just a mock-up training ground?! I've been in aircraft hangers that look more like a supermarket!

Don't know why, but the idea of a Tesco training ground cracked me up. Good work.

[Charmless man]

I would like some advice on how to carry off a white affro.

Any advice on what not to do?

[ff5317]

Charmless man said:

I would like some advice on how to carry off a white affro.

Any advice on what not to do?

Talk about it on here.