BEST TXT JOKE OF THE DAY !

[Gary11]

I will start todays offerings with...

I was walking past the fridge earlier and thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song,But when I opened the door it was just a chive talkin.....

I asked the chive if he wanted to be an onion? But it said I'm stayin' achive stayin' achive ah,ah,ah,ah stayin' achive......

sorry but it was hilarious last night!

[Olf]

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[Matt172]

can we keep the jokes to one thread please

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...