Great t-shirt slogans

[chim]

Here' a new idea for a thread (or at least I think it is) picked this one up on a Tee for my son today, thought it really funny. What are you're all time favourite T-Shirt slogans

Edited by chim on Sunday 5th September 19:45

[captainzep]

Sorry chim...

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Killer2005]

[GTIR]

"My name is Chim, I love 40 year old truckers from Grimsby called Mimmi"

[chim]

GTIR said:

"My name is Chim, I love 40 year old truckers from Grimsby called Mimmi"

[chim]

captainzep said:

Sorry chim...

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Bugger, it has been two years though so must be a few new ones.

[RemaL]

ageed, so keep em going chim

[snotrag]

Best t-shirt to wear in a busy studenty pub/bar full of young ladies...

On the front - "Free Hugs!"

On the back - "World Champion Slut-hugger"

[Mazda Baiter]

I have a Tshirt that says "fk you, you fking fk."

I like it.

[black sabbath2]

I've got "I dont have Tourettes,you really are a C**t" and "I'm trying to see things from your point of view,but I cant get my head that far up my arse"

[Solitude]

Front: "Jesus saves"

Back: "Stan Bowles gets the rebound"

Was a hand made jobby around 30years ago!!

and

I only have time to talk to one person per day!
Todays not your day
(tomorrows not looking good either)

[mattley]

[TotalControl]

GTIR said:

"My name is Chim, I love 40 year old truckers from Grimsby called Mimmi"

It took you six minutes to throw that in his face? You're losing your touch.

edit - This was quite funny during Bush's era.
Mods, if it's not appropriate, feel free to delete it.

Edited by TotalControl on Sunday 5th September 20:19

[Mazda Baiter]

mattley said:

[The real Apache]

sex, drugs and sausage rolls made me chuckle

[Alf Alfa]

my dad has one that says 'Atheism is a non prophet organisation'. Found in Brighton.

And I have one that says 'Your little princess is my little we' bought by my girlfriend to wear when meeting her parents, she has a warped sense of humor.

[chim]

Really liked this one

[Loopyleesa]

Saw this in a French Connection shop once, so tempted but didn't buy it!

Edited by Loopyleesa on Sunday 5th September 20:36

[TotalControl]

Loopyleesa said:

Saw this in a French Connection shop once, so tempted but didn't buy it!

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Fail.

[Cobalt Blue]

Seen in a shop window in santiago de compostela last year, a T-shirt with a picture of a 'tuk-tuk' Good Life style tractor on it. Underneath the words 'Galician Motors - Sport Edition', along with a GM logo.

Sadly, the shop was closed (I will be back...)