Statement issued by Blackpool police
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Apparently Blackpool is recoving from a state of shock after four lunatic scotties dressed in kilts drank the lancashire resort dry of rusty nails, leaving a trail of havoc behind them not to mention rubber number 11's everywhere they went. Any witnesses please attend the RNR in september and point them out???? Any ideas lads?
Dix
Dix
Looks like the boys in blue were pretty busy with the 'safety' cameras as well.
If you want to check your reg and see if you were caught go to this website:-
http:\\www.i-database.co.uk\index.php
If you want to check your reg and see if you were caught go to this website:-
http:\\www.i-database.co.uk\index.php
Almost had me LOLYour right Jeff boyo,i was wondering why all the trams were going all over the place, they were all following the no 11's. I had also been pointed at by the boy's in blue to calm down [speed] on take off, apparently i ran down 3 trannies, 2 elderly people and a fecking donkey and a stick of rock no wonder the car was'nt breathin right it had fur balls in the grill.
No joking i was told off by the boy's in blue. Then just down the road a crowd asked the chappy behind me to rev it up [they werent appy] so they asked me [being a wedger] i did and blasted him with the roar you ought to have seen there faces they cheered, thumbs up and jumping up and down [another 10 for the wedges] they must have been on the rusty's.
I even had two young lassies driving in a ford ka soft top with bunnie ears smiling at us as they came aside [with the ears flashing of course] started to mount my quad pipes,had to tell the missus to go and buy some rock while i was getting fecked, great place Blackpool.
PS- Jeff, how the hell did they get that photo of you on that safety cameras.
jonny.
No joking i was told off by the boy's in blue. Then just down the road a crowd asked the chappy behind me to rev it up [they werent appy] so they asked me [being a wedger] i did and blasted him with the roar you ought to have seen there faces they cheered, thumbs up and jumping up and down [another 10 for the wedges] they must have been on the rusty's.
I even had two young lassies driving in a ford ka soft top with bunnie ears smiling at us as they came aside [with the ears flashing of course] started to mount my quad pipes,had to tell the missus to go and buy some rock while i was getting fecked, great place Blackpool.
PS- Jeff, how the hell did they get that photo of you on that safety cameras.
jonny.
What a load of old tosh that speeding website is, i just entered my 3 cars reg's in and apparently i was doing 81.2mph in all 3 vehicles at the same time on the same road, one of those being a fully laden 22 year old toyota van! 
Plus my lads mini which is currently in our garage with no seats or windows or doors or boot lid or number plates was recently recorded doing 34.2mph round the porth roundabout, wherever that is! it aint left our garden for 2 years! 
Plus my lads mini which is currently in our garage with no seats or windows or doors or boot lid or number plates was recently recorded doing 34.2mph round the porth roundabout, wherever that is! it aint left our garden for 2 years! wooly350i said:
What a load of old tosh that speeding website is, i just entered my 3 cars reg's in and apparently i was doing 81.2mph in all 3 vehicles at the same time on the same road, one of those being a fully laden 22 year old toyota van! Plus my lads mini which is currently in our garage with no seats or windows or doors or boot lid or number plates was recently recorded doing 34.2mph round the porth roundabout, wherever that is! it aint left our garden for 2 years!
Have you checked the photo's though, just to confirm it wasn't your car Plus my lads mini which is currently in our garage with no seats or windows or doors or boot lid or number plates was recently recorded doing 34.2mph round the porth roundabout, wherever that is! it aint left our garden for 2 years! 
wooly350i said:
What a load of old tosh that speeding website is, i just entered my 3 cars reg's in and apparently i was doing 81.2mph in all 3 vehicles at the same time on the same road, one of those being a fully laden 22 year old toyota van! Plus my lads mini which is currently
in our garage with no seats or windows or doors or boot lid or
number plates was recently recorded
doing 34.2mph round the porth
roundabout, wherever that is! it aint
left our garden for 2 years!
Haha, same here. One of my cars has apparently been caught speeding in London. It's been sat on the drive with a knackered engine for 4 yrs & I haven't been to London for 5 yrs Plus my lads mini which is currently in our garage with no seats or windows or doors or boot lid or
number plates was recently recorded
doing 34.2mph round the porth
roundabout, wherever that is! it aint
left our garden for 2 years!
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