The Asylum - Psychiatric clinic for abused cuddly toys

[beanbag]

Toymaker Martin Kittsteiner is hoping children will go potty for his new invention - a family of soft toys who all have psychiatric illnesses. The toys - suffering from everything from bipolar disorder to acute depression - come with their own medical history, a referral letter and a treatment plan. Patients include Dub the turtle with severe depression, Sly the snake who suffers from terrifying hallucinations, Dolly the sheep with a personality disorder and a crocodile which has a irrational terror of water. Martin sells the dolls for £25 each from his website www.parapluesch.de

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/p...

Edited by beanbag on Wednesday 8th September 15:14

[Adenauer]

WTF?? That's bloody hilarious

[anonymous-user]

I like them!

[andy400]

I want the croc!

Also liking the thinly-veiled dig at cloning

[UncleRic]

[Petrolhead_Rich]

cool toys, st story!

The crocodile with the pillow is particularly amusing.

[Cock Womble 7]

Oh great. fked-up toys for fked-up kids.

And I thought that Cabbage Patch dolls were pushing it.

[Neil H]

Just looking through the other pictures, I found this.






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Ok, you can carry on talking about cuddly toys now.

Edited by Neil H on Wednesday 8th September 15:38

[drivin_me_nuts]

... I prefer the sheep. Your one looks broken.

[KaraK]

suprisingly awesome.. if they translate the poster to english I'm sold!

[CBGB]

The game is horribly compelling. Just got the snake of the psych ward.

[deeen]

Does your username imply you have some connection with this business, Mr. Beanbag?

[DarrenL]

Check out the teddy scare series- teddies who have been abused and suffered a horrible death! my best one is Rita Mortis.

[Bernard80]

Well that is all my christmas presents sorted.

[mr_tony]

Same company who did all the bacteria a few years ago perhaps?
Used to have salmonella on my desk. Which was nice.

[beanbag]

deeen said:

Does your username imply you have some connection with this business, Mr. Beanbag?

I wish I did! They're awesome! However since I live in Austria for a completely different company, unfortunately not.