Is this the longest sentence in history?
Is this the longest sentence in history?
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4lf4-155

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700 posts

274 months

Tuesday 14th September 2010
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anonymous-user

85 months

Tuesday 14th September 2010
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Found one!!!!


4lf4-155 said:
ase take a look for your self, i have only seen 2 here on ebay in the last 2 or 3 mths and the prices of them was £2995 for a x reg, and £4k for a 53plate 04 reg,,right here goes i have for sale a alfa romeo 156 2.5cc v6 24 valve 6 speed manual veloce sportwagon that i took in px over 2yrs ago with the intentions to get it repaired as it has only got a small fault but needs to be found and fixed as cant use the car like it is as batter
O wait... false alarm

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Tuesday 14th September 2010
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He's a bit of a winker, isn't he..?

AJS-

15,366 posts

267 months

Tuesday 14th September 2010
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in his defence at least there were some commas some people don't even manage that they just type one long nonsensical torrent of rubbish without capitalisation or punctuation of any sort and of course he uses exclamation marks too which at least break things up a bit none the less he really should learn to break his writing down into proper sentences

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

257 months

Tuesday 14th September 2010
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personally i think that paragraphs and punctuation are an overrated remnant of a mode of language that died at some point in the latter days of the twentieth century as the internet and mobile phones began to take hold so the bottom line is that although you might not like it youd better get used to it because despite all protestations to the contrary your lonely voice of reason saying that language requires structure and consistency will be drowned out by the throng who have decided that theres little to choose between the evolution of language and being too lazy to write or speak it properly and youre just oppressing their individuality innit and so on and so forth

southendpier

6,239 posts

260 months

Tuesday 14th September 2010
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Smiles.

is the longest word.

AJS-

15,366 posts

267 months

Tuesday 14th September 2010
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CommanderJameson said:
personally i think that paragraphs and punctuation are an overrated remnant of a mode of language that died at some point in the latter days of the twentieth century as the internet and mobile phones began to take hold so the bottom line is that although you might not like it youd better get used to it because despite all protestations to the contrary your lonely voice of reason saying that language requires structure and consistency will be drowned out by the throng who have decided that theres little to choose between the evolution of language and being too lazy to write or speak it properly and youre just oppressing their individuality innit and so on and so forth
ur ryt bt ur splng is st m8

Doofus

34,622 posts

204 months

Tuesday 14th September 2010
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Marriage.



Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

cal72

7,839 posts

201 months

Tuesday 14th September 2010
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They will be along soon, please wait in this room.

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

257 months

Tuesday 14th September 2010
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cal72 said:


They will be along soon, please wait in this room.
That is a run-on sentence, which incurs a penalty of two hours driving a Vauxhall Insignia.