amusing parody about people who bleat on about bicycles..

[2seas]

i found it amusing, no offence intended and sorry if it's a dreaded re-post:

http://www.27bslash6.com/bike.html

[anonymous-user]

[Gargamel]

popular with social workers and crystal healers



great line

[mchammer89]

I use this one at every opportunity "Shimano gears because they are the best."


...which unfortunately is not very often as all my bikes are SS.

[DBSV8]

numpty tt/ said:

Sometimes when I am riding my bicycle I feel like I am the only person on the road. If I have my earphones in and the iPod turned up really loud, I cannot hear the car horns and people yelling "Get off the fking road." Little compares to the exhilaration of listening to Queen's 'Bicycle' while riding in the centre of a lane at half the speed limit with several hundred cars banked up behind me during peak hour traffic

speaks volumes ..what a tool

[Silent1]

DBSV8 said:

numpty tt/ said:

Sometimes when I am riding my bicycle I feel like I am the only person on the road. If I have my earphones in and the iPod turned up really loud, I cannot hear the car horns and people yelling "Get off the fking road." Little compares to the exhilaration of listening to Queen's 'Bicycle' while riding in the centre of a lane at half the speed limit with several hundred cars banked up behind me during peak hour traffic

speaks volumes ..what a tool

[Obiwonkeyblokey]

great little article.

A. Seat constructed by a team of physicists using the largest and most expensive laser on earth.

B. Titanium composite alloy frame such as NASA uses on the space shuttle.

C. Tyres made from rubber collected from a rare tree in the Amazon forest by tribal elders.

D. Handle bars made from Polycarbonate fibre from the future.

E. Brakes made from Pretanium, a metal not yet discovered by man.

F. Shimano gears because they are the best.

G. Pedals formed by pressure in the lower atmosphere of Jupiter

[thecremeegg]

DBSV8 said:

numpty tt/ said:

Sometimes when I am riding my bicycle I feel like I am the only person on the road. If I have my earphones in and the iPod turned up really loud, I cannot hear the car horns and people yelling "Get off the fking road." Little compares to the exhilaration of listening to Queen's 'Bicycle' while riding in the centre of a lane at half the speed limit with several hundred cars banked up behind me during peak hour traffic

speaks volumes ..what a tool

LOL

[anonymous-user]

DBSV8 said:

numpty tt/ said:

Sometimes when I am riding my bicycle I feel like I am the only person on the road. If I have my earphones in and the iPod turned up really loud, I cannot hear the car horns and people yelling "Get off the fking road." Little compares to the exhilaration of listening to Queen's 'Bicycle' while riding in the centre of a lane at half the speed limit with several hundred cars banked up behind me during peak hour traffic

speaks volumes ..what a tool

I think it's satire.

[Stu R]

Love that site

DBSV8 said:

numpty tt/ said:

Sometimes when I am riding my bicycle I feel like I am the only person on the road. If I have my earphones in and the iPod turned up really loud, I cannot hear the car horns and people yelling "Get off the fking road." Little compares to the exhilaration of listening to Queen's 'Bicycle' while riding in the centre of a lane at half the speed limit with several hundred cars banked up behind me during peak hour traffic

speaks volumes ..what a tool