Friday Caption Competition

[Mr Trophy]

[Lord Pikey]

she's just like a KitKat

[ZOLLAR]

"yep thats right got it up to my elbow in her and cost me 5 large ones"

[lewes]

"wow look, the sky is blue"

[Steamer]

"who said I could'nt find my arse with one arm tied behind my back?"

[5potTurbo]

"Colleen watches on as the cheap, crappy hitmen she hired prepare the grand piano to be dropped on Shrek"

[Original Poster]

"st, that hooker is waving at me, keep looking up luv, keep looking up"

[Alfa numeric]

Why god, why did I take him back???

WHY???

[Steamer]

He does actually look like a fking clown doesnt he!

[cal72]

Colleen looks up to the heavens as wayne shows of his new hand puppet Jenny Thompson, and yes she is naked.

[gareth.e]

"Wayne, whys that small aeroplane thing not got an engine? How does it fly?"

Edited by gareth.e on Friday 24th September 11:03

[Carparticus]

"Please God, use a lightening bolt to make him more handsome, or send me a better one"

Thx, col.

[Doniger]

"Of course I'll never cheat on you."

"Oooh look, a flying pig."

[cronk-flakes]

NeMiSiS said:

{Coleen whispers into her secret microphone}

Your l33t photoshop skills are required in the Wheelie Girl thread...

[geordieracer]

Thank you, God, for getting our Wayne to only eye up Mrs Hand and her five daughters in public, rather than the prozzies.

[The Hypno-Toad]

"That's four times I've got away with it, FOUR TIMES!"

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

wave if your an ugly

[TEKNOPUG]

Mr Trophy said:

"How many stars did you have to buy Coleen before she forgave you Wayne?"

[Carparticus]

[biper]

Yeh thats right she won't leave me. I might not be good looking but I do have lots of money. I told her to dress like a school girl, she will do anything I say.