Chained up bike for sale...

[80s Matchbox]

I thought this was a bit of a weird ad..

http://www.gumtree.com/london/69/66049369.html

[fatwomble]

I own a load of chained up bikes at the local train station. Give me £500 and they are all yours

[anonymous-user]

hilarious, that front wheel hasnt turned for months looking at the cobwebs on it...

[okgo]

An axe would make short work of that lock.